I was just looking through old things in my documents folder and found a bunch of things I started writing and then promptly quit writing. However, a lot of the stuff I really don't recall writing...well at least only mild recollections of writing. It turns out this is rather bothersome, because I'm left with only a vague recollection of where the story was going. How do they end? I have no idea and I'm the one who wrote them. There is something inherently wrong about that, don't you think? Perhaps I shall fix up the shorter ones, but considering I'm working on a different story, programming a video game, and doing a spot of comic work, I doubt I'll get much of anything accomplished. Well, anyways, I particularly like this bit of dialogue from one of those lost stories. The file was titled Dragon.odt so I assume there is a dragon in it at some point although you wouldn't know it from the 5 pages that got finished.
"Can you think of a reason why a tree branch would suddenly break in the middle of the night?" Johnathon asked Caleb.
"Ummm," Caleb pondered through a mouthful of a PB&J sandwich. "A desperate bid for freedom?"
"What the branch just got fed up with only being seen as part of the tree and couldn't take it anymore?"
"It worked didn't it? It is now identified as 'the branch' after all." Caleb took a swig of his water bottle. "Why do you want to know?"
"...The branch formally known as tree broke off outside my window last night and I can't figure out why."
"Maybe a bear was trying to climb it and it broke off?"
"Well, now every time I hear a strange noise I'm going to wonder if a bear is trying to sneak it. I hope you're happy."
"Actually...yes. Yes, I am, "Caleb said trying to suppress a laugh.
Oh my gosh. I bet a dragon broke that tree limb! But we will never know. Let us take a moment to shake a mental fist at past Jesse for being a douche.