Thursday, May 24, 2012

Book List 2012: Part 8

Ah, here we are again for yet another round of books.  Well, I say books, but it looks like this round is actually 50% comics. But that's fine with me, because I love comics.




[GN] = Graphic Novel/Comics Anthology



84. & 85. [GN]

Cul De Sac:
Cul De Sac & Shapes & Colors
by. Richard Thompson

Collections of the comic strip Cul De Sac.


Do I need to describe the set-up to comic strips? I don't really feel that I need to. If you've never heard of it before I'd strongly urge you to go check it out.

Anyways, Cul de Sac is my one of my all-time favorite comic strips and my #1 favorite currently running one. It has a really great cast of characters and a really endearing sense of humor. I think this quote pretty much encapsulates the Cul de Sac sense of humor that I love so much.



“My name is Alice Otterloop, and I'm 4 years old. I live in Cul de Sac, a suburban community ringed by a mighty wall and girded by a moat of stagnant traffic. It's placid exterior hides mysteries to chill the blood!

Yonder stands the Haunted Gazebo, where no one ever dares set foot. Yet, on Midsummer's Eve, it's suffused with a spectral light, and the murmured prayers of ghostly Druid priests can be heard!

Or the Uncanny Old Lady, a throwback to a time before Cul de Sac! From her kitch-filled yard she beckons, seeking to turn the unwary into small yappy dogs with her dire magic!”

“What'd she say?”

“ALICE! Stop being silly and come talk to your Grandma!”
from Cul de Sac's 09/16/2007 strip




86.

Sister Citizen:
Shame, Stereotypes, and Black Women in America
by. Melissa V. Harris-Perry

A look into the stereotypes of black women in America and the effects those stereotypes have.


The premise of this book intrigued me. After all, as a white male I really don't have a clue what it's like to be a black woman. Thus I figured I'd enlighten myself a little bit. It's always nice to read something once in a while that'll rattle loose some stereotypes that might have gotten lodged in your thinking without your realizing it.

It's a well done book. It does a great job showing what the major stereotypes are, where they came from, and what effects they have. It's one of the most clear discussions about stereotypes that I've seen and I found it to be a really interesting read.

The most intriguing part for me was when she spoke of the stereotype of "the strong black woman" being one that black women created themselves in response to the other negative stereotypes. While it was intended to be a positive and supporting idea, Harris-Perry effectively shows that even positive stereotypes can have detrimental effects.

Here's a link to an interview with the author from when she was a guest on The Colbert Report. It's what got me interested in reading the book in the first place.



The strong black woman serves as a constructive role model because black women draw encouragement and self-assurance from an icon able to overcome great obstacles. She offers hope to people who often face difficult circumstances. Independence and self-reliance can be crucial to building and maintaining a positive image of blackness in a society that often seeks to negate and vilify it. African American women do not define themselves as Jezebels, Mammies, or Sapphires; instead they call themselves strong and proudly drape the mantle of self-denying independence across their shoulders. This itself is a triumph of emotional and political resistance because black women have consistently demanded a right to name themselves. But there are dangers to allowing this symbol to remain unchallenged at the center of African American understandings of womanhood. When black women are expected to be super-strong, they cannot be simply human.

What begins as empowering self-definition can quickly become a prison. By adopting and reproducing the icon of the strong black woman, African American women help craft an expectation that they should be autonomously responsible and self-denying caregivers in their homes and communities. This means that they are validated, admired, and praised based on how they behave, not on who they are. Loss of social standing is an ever-present threat for individuals whose social acceptance is based on behavioral traits rather than unconditional human value. Any mistake, bad act, or bad outcome can be translated into a global sense of failure. While all individuals are publically judged by their actions, the strong black woman imperative is unusual in that it requires tremendous personal fortitude from a group with few structural resources. It thus exposes black women to more opportunities for shaming. African American women hold up the strong black woman as a shield against shame-inducing negative stereotypes of the crooked room. To protect against always being being seen as inferior, they declare themselves uniquely capable, but this strength is a shield full of holes; it sets up new possibilities for being misrecognized.
pg 184-185




88.

The 50 Greatest Love Letters of All Time
edited by. David H. Lowenherz

A collection of famous love letters.


It's hard to read letters without thinking to yourself about how sad it is that no one writes them anymore. I highly doubt we can expect to see any collections in the future titled "The 50 Greatest Love Texts of All Time” (or at least, I hope not).

There's a mythos that gets created around celebrities. Not just around today's movie stars, but around all forms of celebrity; whether it's an author, a historical figure, or any other person of note. They become a character instead of a person. And that's what I really liked about this book: it shows off people's humanity.

An example? Well, take President George H.W. Bush, for instance. I'm sure we've all built up these ideas of what kind of a person he is, based solely on the things we've heard in the news and learned about in school. And I think it would be safe to say that most people wouldn't attribute words such as Loving and Tender to him. But you can think of nothing else when you read this in a letter to his wife,

“Goodnite, my beautiful. Every time I say beautiful you about kill me but you'll have to accept it—”
pg 36

Or how about Mozart? Perhaps your idea of him is that of a rather stern-looking musical genius. But would you ever think of Mozart in love being rather similar to a gigglish schoolgirl?

“Dearest little wife, if only I had a letter from you! If I were to tell you all the things I do with your dear portrait, I think that you would often laugh. For instance, when I take it out of its case, I say, 'Good-day, Stanzerl!—Good-day, little rascal, pussy-pussy, little turned-up nose, little bagatelle, Schluck and Druck,' and when I put it away again, I let it slip in very slowly...and then just at the last, quickly, 'Good night, little mouse, sleep well.'”
pg 16-17

There's all sort of little gems in here. One of my favorites being an extremely drunken letter from Jack Kerouac to his 3rd wife's brother Sebastian Sampas:

“Sebastian you son of a beetch!
HOW ARE YOU?
I AM DRUNK!
Do you hear me? Do not die, live! We must go to Paris...”
pg 68-69

If I had one complaint with the collection it is that it doesn't include infamous physicist Richard Feynman's beautiful letter to his dead wife. But alas, you can't have everything I suppose. So I'll have to instead leave you with another of my favorites from the book.



“...I am reduced to a thing that wants Virginia. I composed a beautiful letter to you in the sleepless nightmare hours of the night, and it has all gone: I just miss you, in a quite simple desperate human way. You, with all your undumb letters, would never write so elementary a phrase as that; perhaps you wouldn't even feel it. And yet I believe you'll be sensible of a little gap. But you'd clothe it in so exquisite a phrase that it would lose a little of its reality. Whereas with me it is quite stark: I miss you a good deal. So this letter is really just a squeal of pain. It is incredible how essential to me you have become. I suppose you are accustomed to people saying these things. Damn you, spoilt creature: I shan't make you love me any the more by giving myself away like this—But oh my dear, I can't be clever and stand-offish with you: I love you too much for that. Too truly. You have no idea how stand-offish I can be with people I don't love. I have brought it to a fine art. But you have broken down my defences. And I don't really resent it.”
pg 60, Vita Sackville-West to Virgina Woolf


“Look Here Vita—throw over your man, and we'll go to Hampton Court and dine on the river together and walk in the garden in the moonlight and come home late and have a bottle of wine and get tipsy, and I'll tell you all the things I have in my head, millions, myriads—They won't stir you by day, only by dark on the river. Think of that. Throw over you man, I say, and come.”
 
pg 62, Virigina Woolf to Vita Sackville-West




89. [GN]

Essex County, Volume 1:
Tales from the Farm
by. Jeff Lemire

A 10 year old boy named Lester has to live with his uncle on a farm in Southwestern Ontario after his mother passes away. He feels separated from the world until he befriends local gas station owner, Jimmy LeBeuf, and begins to come to terms with his new life.


Another quality Joey Comeau recommendation. Well, technically he never recommended it, he just mentioned he was planning on reading it and I beat him to the punch.

Tales from the Farm is a rather short, yet thoroughly heart-warming comic. The fact that is is able to tell such a beautiful story in so few pages (only 112 of them) is really a testament to its quality.

I really don't know what else to say. It most definitely gets my seal of approval and I would highly recommend you check it out. It's got a little bit of everything: humor, reality, fiction, sadness, beauty, and more.




“...You live here then, with Ken?”

“Yeah...

“My mom died last year. She had cancer.”

“That's fucked up man. Where's yer dad?”

“I never had one.”

“You gonna tell yer uncle I said the 'F' Word?”

“...No.”

“You're a good man chief.”

“My name's Lester.”

“Cool.

“My name's Jimmy.”

“I know. My uncle told me.”

“Oh yeah? What else'd he say about me?”

“He said you played for the Leafs, but you got hurt and you're different now.”

“DIFFERENT!?!”

“...Kinda slow.”

“Slow!?! That fucker! You think I'm slow Lester?”

“...No.”

“well, there you go then!”

“I bet he never told you I scored a goal too, did he? Everybody only remembers that hit I took. Nobody ever remembers that I scored in the first period. Your fuckin' uncle ever score a goal in the NHL!?!”

“No. He just farms.”

“HUMPH!”




90.

The Particular Sadness of Lemon Cake
by. Aimee Bender

A young girl discovers she has the ability to taste people's emotions through the food they prepare. However, it turns out to be something of a curse when she finds herself unable to escape from learning things about her parents that she never wanted to know.


I stumbled onto this one when I was working at the library. Aimee Bender is the author of a collection of short stories that I loved (Willful Creatures) and also of a collection of short stories that I found incredibly disappointing (The Girl in the Flammable Skirt). So when I saw that she had written a novel I was intrigued. After all, her short stories tend to hinge on highly imaginative and fanciful ideas, which tend to work better as short stories, because then you can just provide a glimpse without having to thread a continuous storyline.

Admittedly, when I first started reading this book I wasn't impressed at all. It seemed like it stole the premise of the comic Chew* and then took out all the action. But as the story developed I began to get really invested in it. Bender was able to create some really intriguing dramatic elements to the story.

My only big complaint is the main character's brother. I really enjoyed all the bits about the main girl, but for a while the story focuses way too much on the brother. I won't spoil anything, but her brother has a power too...and it is impossibly weird and frankly kind of stupid. So yeah. As I look back on it, I don't mind it so much, but as I was reading it it was bugging me something fierce.

Despite the bizarre element of the brother, the story really does have a lot going for it. While I can't say that book as a whole is amazing, I will say that a large amount of it is. In fact there are a number of scenes that were really touching. I mean, just really beautiful moments. And the main character is really likable and well developed. It's a short read, so if you're in the mood for something light and little unusual this could definitely be something you might want to look into.



The pie, sitting on the counter, with two big brown slices cut out of it.

What is it? Rose? It's the pie?

You feel so bad, I said, to the floor tile.

What do you mean? she said, touching my shoulder. Are you talking to the floor? You mean me again, Rose?

You're so sad in there, I said, and alone, and hungry, and sad—

In where? she said.

In the pie, I said.

In the pie? she said, flinching. What do you mean, baby?

Not baby, I said. No more baby.

Rose? she said, eyebrows caving in. The sheet of tears came down over me again. Blurring. I clawed at my mouth. What are you doing? she said, grabbing my hands. Honey?

I pulled away from her. I taste it, I said, pitching.

But, Rose, she said, tasted what—

I TASTED YOU!, I said.
pg 75-76


*[Chew is a dark-comedy comic book series about a man who can psychically tell the past of anything he eats and uses that ability to solve murders by eating dead bodies.]




91. [GN]

Sweet Tooth, Vol.1:
Out of the Deep Woods
by. Jeff Lemire

A young boy with deer-like features lives in the woods with his father. A virus has been scourging the planet for years slowly killing more and more people. Even stranger is the fact that all the children born after the virus struck have been born with the features of different animals. When the boy's father dies he's forced to journey out into this frightening world for the first time and it seems that not everyone is as nice to the animal children as his father was.



What can you say about a post-apocalyptic story starring a deer boy who loves candy bars? One that USA Today describes as being "like Mad Max with antlers."

Since I liked Tales From the Farm so much, I decided to check out Jeff Lemire's other work. While Sweet Tooth isn't as poignant a story as Tales From the Farm, it's still an oddly enjoyable tale.

It's really hard to describe what I liked about this one. I think it comes down to the fact that its bizarre nature is in perfect equilibrium. It's just weird enough to be intriguing, but not so weird as to be confusing or off-putting. So you've got a story about plagues, and roving bands of survivors, where food and guns are the big items to trade. We've all seen that story before, right? But then you add in little animal hybrid kids running around and suddenly you've made the story so much more unique and interesting.



There was five golden rules. My dad made me write them over and over until I knew them like I knew my own name...

Number Five: Never have a fire in the daytime, 'cause people could see the smoke and come and get us.

Number Four: If I ever see anyone other than my dad, I run, and keep running.

Number Three: Always say my prayers, so as God don't get mad at me and decide to come make me sick too.

Number Two: Never forget to pray for my momma, 'cause she was the best and prettiest lady God ever made.

And Number One: Never, ever leave the woods. 
pg 71



92.

Salmonella Men on Planet Porno
by. Yasutaka Tsutsui

A collection of bizarre short stories.


I read this one because Yakutaka Tsutsui is the author of the novel Paprika. Since I loved the animated movie that was based on the book, I figured I should give the book a try. Unfortunatly the library didn't have it. They did, however, have this book of his.

I'm really at a loss for words when it comes to this collection of stories. I'm quite certain that I would not be able to properly describe this book to you even if I tried my very hardest. I will say that being memorable is one of the things I look for most in a good short story, and these stories are definitely that. To give you a sense of the oddness I'm talking about I'll give you some descriptions of a few of the stories in the book.

“The Dabba Dabba Tree”: A couple buys a magical tree that's said to give the owner's erotic dreams. But because the dreams are so real everyone loses grasp on what's reality and what's a dream world and give in to their hedonistic urges.

“Rumors About Me”: Inexplicably the media starts giving in-depth reports about a local man. And their constant intrusion into his privacy begins to drive him a little crazy

“Commuter Army”: The story of a country who decides to create a commuter army, where being a soldier is just a job you commute to at the beginning of the day and go home from afterwards.

“Hello! Hello! Hello!”: A strange moustached man bursts into a married couple's house and gives them advice on living frugally. Then continues to show up any time they do anything that could hurt their savings. As you can imagine it starts to freak these people out.

“Salmonella Men on Planet Porno”: A group of astronauts on the Planet Porno must journey across the dangerously perverse landscape to find the cure for a plant that has made one of their team members pregnant.



From that day on, the moustache man visited us with increasing frequency. Sometimes, I might feel like eating something special, and I'd come home with some sea-bream sashimi, for example. Then he'd invariably appear at our kitchen table, and glare at me through narrowed eyes. Sometimes he'd even take the food away with him, or beat me hard on the back with a length of washing-machine hose. What's more, he would always, always appear, however carefully we locked the front door or the French windows on our veranda.

“Hello, hello, hello! Here I am, here I am, here I am! Tanaka, Tanaka, Tanaka's the name!”

Sometimes he'd enter the kitchen from the next room, which has no other means of access. If we were in our bedroom, he'd emerge from the built-in wardrobe. I thought he must be getting in through the ceiling. All the apartments in our block share a communal loft space — he must have been using that. So I nailed up the ceiling panels above the wardrobe. Then he appeared in the toilet.
pg 122




93. [GN]

The Complete Peanuts, Vol 1:
1950-1952
by. Charles M. Schulz

The complete collection of Peanuts' strips from 1950 to 1952.


What can I say? The original Peanuts strips are hilarious. I mean, holy crap are they ever funny. The strip has a totally different vibe than the Peanuts we're all used to: Snoopy doesn't talk or fly planes, there's no Peppermint Patty or Pig-Pen or Woodstock or pretty much any of the usual lineup, and Charlie Brown isn't as much of a sad sack.

Some of these strips are so good I might even go as far as to say that they surpass Calvin & Hobbes. And Calvin & Hobbes is my favorite comic strip of all time! But these old Peanuts' strips are cartooning at it's very best. There are no excess lines or excess dialogue. Schulz just goes at it with this very simple art style and these incredibly concise jokes, which is extremely hard to do, and once he finds his stride he just consistently knocks them out of the park.

If you're a fan of comic strips you have to give these a try. They are some of the best ones I've ever seen. I personally prefer reading things in print, but if you don't mind digital you can find them all online. Although, the downside of reading them online is that they don't have the Sunday strips in their archives. Another downside to looking at them digitally is that the print collection features a foreward by Garrison Keillor in addition to a great interview with Schulz at the end of the book.



“Well! Here comes ol' Charlie Brown!

Good ol' Charlie Brown...yes, sir!

Good ol' Charlie Brown...

How I hate him!”
from Peanuts' 10/02/1950 strip




94. [GN]

Skullkickers, Volume 1:
1000 Opas and a Dead Body
writer/creator: Jim Zub
artists: Edwin Huang & Chris Stevens

Two mercenaries, a dwarf and a human, love to fight and drink. They also have a particular knack for getting into trouble.


I kept hearing mentions of this one popping up here and there so I figured I'd see what it was all about. Unfortunately though I didn't really find it all that interesting.

It has some comedic moments which were pretty fun, but overall it sacrifices comedy in favor of action. And, unfortunately, when it's an action comic it's just incredibly unoriginal.



 
POST-VIOLENCE

“Thank you, I think.”

“Yer welcome.”

“We are but humble merchants traveling these dirt roads. We have little in the way of coinage, but you have my eternal--”

“A horse, food and money.”

“Well, my guards here would beg to differ.”

$^&# YOU. Just give 'em what they want or they'll kill us too.”

“I...see.”




95.

Typography Sketchbooks
edited by. Steven Heller & Lita Talarico

A look at the sketchbooks of type designers.


I have rather mixed feelings about this book. On one hand I did enjoy getting to see the sketches of famous type designers, but on the other hand I didn't like everything else. For some reason or another the book felt that just showing all these cool sketches of all sorts of different styles wasn't enough. So for each designer they insist on going through the same style of paragraphs: A description of who the designer is and what they're known for, followed by a paragraph about what that designer thinks about sketchbooks.

I love sketches and sketchbooks, but let us be honest here, there isn't much you can say about them. Everything you can say is painfully obvious to anyone who sketches. Oh, I sketch to work out idea. Ah, I sketch to get a feel for an image before I commit to doing a final piece. What do you know, I sketch as a way of keeping records of my thoughts. Really? Never before has the word Duh seemed so appropriate.

And yet they insist on doing it for every single person, and it's a fat book, there's a lot of people featured in it. So inevitably you get to read the exact same things about sketches again and again and again.

If you like type design I would thoroughly recommend you take a look at this book. However, take my advice and don't bother to actually read it. Just look at all the cool pictures. You'll be much better off for it.



Kevin Cornell

Kevin Cornell, an illustrator and designer based in Philadelphia and founder of the website Bearskinrug, uses a sketchbook to figure out “how I want to handle a specific word or phrase — usually the title of a coming, or a logo or something. But pretty often I just get a hankering to play around, and I'll write out gibberish just so I can explore the letterforms.”

He notes that “what I think is attractive about sketchbooks (and sketches in general) is that most of the time they communicate almost everything you'd look to communicate in the final piece.” He further offers the theory that “most illustrators use sketchbooks to help figure out visual problems, and so, on the same spread, or across spreads, you might find the same thing drawn from different perspectives, or perhaps a couple of options for how to treat a piece of text. They're just filled with lovely little vignettes. I rarely use sketchbooks that way. In a sense, these are more akin to a diary than a sketchbook. Just a guy unloading the crap from his head.” The book shown here is from spring 2005.

Thursday, May 17, 2012

Book List 2012: Part 7

 Oh, dear. It seems I've fallen quite a ways behind on my book listing duties. It's always better to stay on top of it, because otherwise the books aren't fresh in your mind. But what can you do.

Anyway, there's a pretty good spread of genres going on in this edition. Also, I should warn you that last one on here (#83) starts out as a review and quickly devolves into me cursing at the author...so there's that.

*=reread
[GN] = Graphic Novels
[CB] = Children's Books


74.

To The Nines
by. Janet Evanovich

Stephanie Plum, bounty hunter extraordinaire, is on the case of a visa bond who's gone missing. But when she starts investigating she finds herself the target of a dangerous group with a demented sense of the word "game".


You know what? I'm 9 books into this series so I think I've earned the right to really half-ass these reviews. So here's the what I wrote for book 8. It applies to this one as well.

None of the mysteries in these books recently have really been up to snuff. But you know what? As long as there's a decent bad guy, and I'm still having fun while reading it and getting some solid laughs, then I don't care. This one had those elements and thus I quite enjoyed it.




“Hey, we should make a stopover at the mall. I could get a new purse and then just for the hell of it we could go into Victoria's Secret and see if Tank follows us in. That's how you tell what a man's really made of. It's one thing for a man to be big and brave and kill a spider. Any man could do that. Trailin' after a woman when she's shopping for thongs and push-up bras is a whole other category of man. And then if you want to see how far you can go with it, you ask him to carry one of those little pink bags they give you.”
page 136




75.

Just My Type:
A Book About Fonts
by. Simon Garfield

It's a book about fonts.


On one hand I'd like to say that this would be a great book for someone who wasn't already interested in fonts. It talks about the history of different fonts and also shows how fonts affect people and make the news. However, if you really have no interest in typography then I think the flowery way he describes letterforms might be hard to take.

But who cares about you? I think typography is interesting and I'm willing to overlook rapturous descriptions of letterforms if the rest of it is interesting. And it was interesting. I learned all sorts of interesting things. I learned that the shape of an ampersand (this lil fella --> &) comes from a stylized writing of the letters "et". I learned that the guy who created Comic Sans also created Trebuchet (Fun Fact: Trebuchet is what I use for author's names in these booklists). I also learned that the type designer Eric Gill was a world-class pervert...I mean, Damn, was that guy ever into some messed-up shit.

It's chalk full of interesting information like that. I also liked that he'd often write a font's name in the actual font. Although it spoiled me and thus I fond mylself annoyed any time he didn't. And sometimes he'll be waxing poetic about the subtle curve of some font's capital G or something and he wouldn't have an example to look at, which was annoying. (I realize that these issues were probably due to copyright restrictions and thus weren't the authors fault. But I still feel they're issues worth pointing out).

So yeah. It's not perfect by any means, but I like it. It took chances and tried some interesting stuff that you usually don't see in font books. Sure, it didn't always pull everything off, but I like that it tried. It did a great job at showing that fonts are interesting, and artistic, and that they matter; whether you've realized it or not.



At the end of August 2009, an unusual thing happened in the world: IKEA changed its typeface. This wasn't so strange in itself — big companies like to stay fresh, and this is often the easiest way to do it — but the odd thing was that people noticed.

Most customers didn't like the switch. There was rudeness on websites. Newspapers wrote about it in cutting ways, and there were frank exchanges on BBC radio. It wasn't a revolution on the scale of Gutenburg's printing press, but it did mark a turning point, one of those moment when a lot of people found they cared about something they had never cared about before.

One walked around IKEA and felt a little queasy — or rather, queasier than normal. The place still offered meatballs, and the IKEA sign was still up there on the side of the building in its yellow and blue proprietary IKEA logo. But there was something unfamiliar about the signage and catalogue. IKEA had abandoned its elegant typeface Futura in favour of the modern Verdana, and the switch had caused consternation not only among type geeks, but real people. Suddenly there was a font war.
 
page 73



76. [GN]

Fairy Quest:
Outlaws

Written by. Paul Jenkins and Humberto Ramos
Art by. Humberto Ramos

Every time someone reads a fairy tale the characters of that tale have to act it out. The same thing every time. Again and again and again. Or else Grimm comes and takes you away. But Red has become friends with the Wolf and she's sick of having to pretend otherwise. So now Red and Wolf are on the run through the land of stories trying to escape Grimm and make it to the real world.


Humberto Ramos is one of my all-time favorite artists. I adore his work. It has this slick cartoony quality to it that I just love. The last time him and Paul Jenkins got together it was for a comic called Revelations. I thoroughly enjoyed that one so I was super excited to hear about this one.

Too bad this one is incredibly hard to get a copy off. They haven't had any luck selling it to a distributor so they've had to do it themselves. But I finally found a copy on ebay.

My only real problem with it is that it's much too short! I want to know what happens next!



“CHARACTERS OF FABLEWOOD!

You know me to be a hard taskmaster—

—but have I not always been fair?

I ask only for unquestioning loyalty to your stories—

—and you are otherwise free to live peacefully.

There has been a betrayal: a defiance of our rules—

—one of our loyal agents has uncovered evidence of a group of deviants living among us.”

Oh, no!

“Bring forth the prisoner!”

“Grimm's lying to you! You can be free of his tyranny! You've all got to listen to me—!”

“SILENCE DEVIANT!

You have violated the fair and equitable rules of storytelling—

—and as an enemy of Fablewood you will be forcibly rehabilitated.”
 




77.

The Absolutely True Story of a Part-Time Indian
by. Sherman Alexie


A kid named from a Spokane Indian Reservation puts himself in the center of two worlds when he starts going to a high school off the reservation. Now he's the only Indian at school, and his community at home treats him like a traitor.


This really is an amazing book. It's aiming at a young adult audience, but it's done so well that I think anyone can enjoy it. Well, not everyone. Apparently it's gotten banned in a number of places.

Personally I think it is ridiculous that schools would ban this book. Yeah, it talks about poverty. And yes, it does talk about alcoholism and dysfunctional families. Guess what? A lot of kids can relate to that. Guess what else? Trying to pretend it doesn't exist won't make it go away.

The entire thing is just so well done. It's funny, it's poignant, it's even a little sad. And above all it is just done with so much heart and honesty.



“ I used to think the world was broken down by tribes,” I said. “By black and white. By Indian and white. But I know that isn't true. The world is only broken into two tribes: The people who are assholes and the people who are not.”
pg. 176




78.

The Show That Smells
by. Derek McCormak

Fashionista vampires battle in the mirror maze of a carnival and a married couple is stuck in the middle of it all.


I honestly cannot describe this book. It is just so utterly unlike anything else.

Let's make it simpler. You see, I get a lot of book recommendations from an author named Joey Comeau. He's on the website Goodreads which let's me see all the stuff he's read and is planning on reading. And it is there that I first heard of this book. Here's his review of the book:

“This book is insane. I didn't know books could be like this. It is a mirror maze of a book. It is a string of dead baby jokes and high fashion references. it is a vampire love story, loaded with gay sex and the monster hunting, gospel singing Carter Family. I have never read anything like it.

I think Derek McCormack is easily the best writer in Canada.”

As I was reading this book I had a number of problems with it. But afterwards I started to think about it. And the more I think about it the more I start coming around to the idea that it's actually kind of genius. I think my problems with it were mostly due to the fact that it was so far removed from my expectations that it took me completely off-guard. And I wasn't able to completely change those expectations before it ended (it's only 120 pages).

It's so short that I definitely think it's worth taking a look at. Just don't go in expecting a traditional story. If you do it'll be like going to a museum wanting  to see Monet's and getting Mondrian's.

Actually I quite like that comparison. This book strikes me as a literary Mondrian painting. Take from that what you will.




“At my vampire carnival, the gent at the Guess Your Age game will guess your age within a hundred years—or you win a prize!

“At my vampire carnival, I will not give away goldfish. Play the Fish Pond and win—a baby! Play the Milk Bottle Toss and win—a baby! Boy babies, girl babies, arranged on prize racks, screaming their lovely lungs out!”
pg 80.



79. [GN]

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles:
Change is Constant, vol.1
Story by. Kevin Eastman & Tom Waltz
Script by. Tom Waltz
Layouts by. Kevin Eastman
Art by. Dan Duncan

The beginning of a retelling of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.


You may have noticed that I listed a lot more of the people involved in this comic than I usually do. For space reasons I tend to gloss over the work of the letters and the colorists and the inkers and all the rest (my apologies to their fine work, but I don't often meet people who'd read a comic because of its inker). But this time there's something important to note in all these names: Kevin Eastman has played a significant role it the making of this comic.

For those of you who don't know, Kevin Eastman is one of the original creators of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. So the fact that he helped create the story and did the layouts means that it might be being given a update, but its roots are going all the way back to the source.

And I think it succeeds! I loved it. It's a great new take on the story. They've made a few changes, but I feel the changes have strengthened the story. For instance April O'Neal is now a scientist instead of a bimbo reporter. Raphael's anger and rebel spirit? That's because he was separated from the others right after they got exposed to the ooze so he was on his own for the first part of his life. Casey Jones' aggression and vigilante spirit? He comes from an abusive home where the only help he's gonna get is from himself.

There's all sorts of clever little twists that really work to give the story a solid framework. And (unlike the original) I feel this one is a lot more accessible to a younger audience as well.



The storm has broken—

—its wrath unleashed.

And each of us must face torrential rage in his own way.

Our individual techniques are as unique as each new crash of thunder.

Coldly analytical and deliberate.

Militantly disciplined and precise.

Absurdly unorthodox and carefree.

Wretchedly misguided and vengeful.

And with the bittersweet experience of the centuries.

I have defeated Old Nob before.

Then, as now, the battle was fierce.

But once was solely a fight for survival has become very personal.

Eventually the tempest subsides.

And what began with a ferocious roar ends in uncertain silence.

It is simply the calm before the next storm. 




80. [CB]

Extra Yarn
by. Mac Barnett
illustrated by. Jon Klassen

On a cold afternoon, in a cold little town, where everywhere you looked was either the white of snow or the black of soot from chimneys, Annabelle found a box filled with yarn of every color.


Did I read this book just because Jon Klassen did the artwork?

Yes. Yes I did.

And I will continue to do so because his stuff always looks fantastic.

The writing was good. It wouldn't rave about it, but it was fine. And a decent story paired with absolutely fantastic artwork makes this something that's worth giving a look.




81.*

Taggerung
by. Brian Jacques

An otterbabe is kidnapped from the peaceful Redwall by a clan of vermin and raised to be a killer. However, when he grows up he decides that this isn't the life for him, defies the clan, and sets off in search of the home he's never known. But his old clan isn't about to let him go that easily.


You know what? Terry Pratchett might be my favorite author, but I have to admit that Brian Jacques is the author I most consistently enjoy. I can't think of a single Redwall book of his that I didn't like. You can always be sure of what you're going to get when you pick one up: adventure, songs, poems, delicious descriptions of food, and an interesting cast of characters.

I could do without the fact that certain species of creatures are always inherently evil, but I can understand why he does that. It's just how the genre works, isn't it? I don't go around complaining that Tolkien's Orcs and Trolls were always evil do I? So I have no ground to stand on to complain that rats and weasels are always evil and should probably just keep my trap shut about it.

I don't think I even need to describe too much about the book. Like I said, the man is consistent. All you need to know is the description to set the scene. And you already know what you're going to be getting and you know it's going to be really good. I mean, sure, there's an argument for wanting something exciting and new that takes chances and all that. But you know what? We all have our favorite meals.

 Sometimes it's fun to taste new dishes and try something you've never had before. But other times? Other times you just want your go-to dish. You want something comforting where you know what you're going to get and you know that you're going to enjoy the heck out of it. You want that classic hamburger. That Thanksgiving dinner. That sesame chicken combo with rice.

Redwall books are my literary go-to meal.



Boorab stood to one side, striking a fine dramatic pose, one leg behind the other, ears laid soulfully back, paws bent at chest height in true hare singing fashion. Casting his eyes over the contents of the carts as the servers trundled them up to the tables, he coughed politely and launched into a speedily delivered verse.

“How can one count the praises of the vittles at 
Redwall?
Oh pure delight, oh wondrous night, I'll sing to one 
and all.
Thaaaaaaat blackberry pudden looks such a good 'un,
All covered in meadow cream.
And the hazelnut cake, well for goodness' sake,
I hope it's no jolly dream.
That huge apple pie, oh me oh my, the crust is pipin' hot,
Good creatures be nice, an' save me a slice,
Or I'm sure I'll die, wot wot!”

Foremole Brull nudged a cart with her footpaw. It rolled gently to rest, right under Boorab's nose. The hare tried bravely to carry on singing with a hot mushroom pastie, dripping onion gravy, simmering under his nose.

“What rhymes with pastie, I'll try to sing fastly,
My nose tells me 'tis wrong,
This soon will grow cold, if I may make so bold,
Pray excuse a chap endin' his song!”

Unable to stand it any longer and disregarding cutlery, the gluttonous hare hurled himself barepawed upon the pastie. “Grmmff, I say, sninch grrmm, rotten ole mole cad, grmmff grrawff, put me off my ditty completely, grrmff snch, bounder!”
 
Page 55-56




82.

Forgotten Bookmarks:
A Bookseller's Collection of Odd Things Lost Between Pages
by. Michael Popek

A collection of things a bookseller has found in old books.


I don't know what I was expecting from this one, but whatever it was, it didn't deliver it. I was really excited to read it, but it was just...dull. I mean, sure there was a few interesting things. And I liked how he'd show what book the items came from. But in the end it was all just rather dull.

If you want to read a book about interesting found items I'd suggest you forget about this one and just go read Davy Rothbart's Found: The Best Lost, Tossed, and Forgotten Items From Around the World instead. It's much more interesting and a ton more fun.



Seven Razor Blades inside a book called Stenciling With Style
pg.149 

“Today is the first day of the rest of your life.”
FOUND ON PARCHMENT PAPER: LOOKS TO BE PRINTED RATHER THAN WRITTEN.

Found in Sex Without Guilt by Albert Ellis, PhD. Published by Lyle Stuart, 1958
pg.113




83.

Stephen Fry in America
by. Stephen Fry

Stephen Fry takes a journey across America to learn about this land through its individual states.


I don't like this book.

I really don't like this book. In fact, it actually makes me rather angry just thinking about it. I wanted to like this book so badly, but it is just awful.

He sets up his journey like that of a modern-day Alexis de Tocqueville, but it isn't. For those of you who don't know, de Tocqueville was a French man who was sent to the US in 1831 by the French government to study the American prison system. However, de Tocqueville used the opportunity to study American society instead. He used his findings to write a book called Democracy in America.

So here's my point: de Tocqueville went around America and wrote about what he saw. He had his own biases, of course, but he was an intelligent guy, a historian, and was capable of putting the things he saw together into poignant observations and predictions.

Stephen Fry acts like he's doing the same thing, but he's not! He's spends barely any time in each state, goes on a couple of bullshit set-up tourist excursions and then thinks he's entitled to make generalizations about the states and the country as a whole.

Even worse is that he goes on all these stupid "events" but half the time they involve doing some shit he hates. He's a complete pompous atheist type and yet he meets with every fringe religion under the sun. Why? Why would you go out of your way to do something you don't like? If you were just road tripping across America and seeing what you came across it would be one thing, but you set these things up in advance! It's completely fabricated and yet you think it entitles you to expound on America as whole!? Honestly!

And the whole time he just reeks of arrogance. A number of times he talks about how Americans don't know anything about cheese, wine, and tea. Guess what? We can tell the difference. We aren't some fucking tongueless simpletons. The thing is that most of us just don't give a shit about those foods.

I am perfectly capable of noticing that a fancy cup of tea is better than the tea bag stuff I drink, but I just don't care. The difference just isn't worth the bother and the expense. I am CAPABLE of noticing the rubbery nature of the cheap-ass cheese I get at the grocery store. But I just don't care enough to go for the pricey stuff. "Can't tell" my ass. Fuck you very much, Mr. Fry.

But maybe some of you are thinking, "Oh, Jesse, maybe you just had problems with it because you're an American and he had some unflattering things to say about your home."

Right?

Well, bullshit! de Tocqueville had plenty of unflattering things to say, but most of the time his unflattering things were quite true. He had the experience and the knowledge needed to make those kinds of claims. He didn't just show up, go to Disneyland, eat a hot dog, shoot a fucking gun, and then go home to write a book.

You know what? I'm going to just end this review here, because I'm all riled up.

But Fuck you, Stephen Fry. I generally love your work and I bet you're a super nice guy and I bet you'd be really fun to hang out with in person, but your book is fucked up. So up your ass with glass for writing this.

I'm going to go listen to some Frank Sinatra and try to calm down.

P.S. If you want to read something that looks at America from a British lens, or something that looks at Britain from an American lens, check out Bill Bryson's I'm a Stranger Here Myself: Notes on Returning to America After 20 Years Away and Notes From a Small Island, respectively.


Mind you, Mount Rushmore itself isn't exactly the Parthenon or the Sistine Chapel either. After the naive daftness of the Crazy Horse monuments, I find the pompous idiocy of those four presidents somehow more risible still. Wishing to show respect or feel a vicarious thrill of admiration or pride, I can only giggle. For which I am very sorry. Any loyal American reading this who feels outraged and insulted is free to explode with derisive snorts or laughter at any British equivalent. 
pg.209.

George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Abraham Lincoln, and Theodore Roosevelt are pompous idiots? Are you out of your fucking gourd?! Seriously? Are you mentally ill? Washington and Jefferson kicked your fucking elitist asses to the curb during the revolution and established an entire friggin' country. Lincoln prevented an entire country from ripping itself apart. And Roosevelt did a number of great things, but most of all he established national parks, effectively protecting some of the world's most beautiful natural wonders from being destroyed. You can't go around praising a national park one second and then go around dissing Theodore Roosevelt the next. So how about you show some G-damned respect you fucking choad.

Tuesday, May 1, 2012

Movie List 2012: April

I've mostly been watching TV, mini-series, and mini-series documentaries this month, so there aren't too many movies for April.

While writing this post I realized that Bloggers new setup is overall quite nice, and yet in some ways I dislike it. For instance they took away one of my fonts! I used to use Lucida Grande for titles and headings and stuff. But now it's gone! But for some reason I have the option to choose from Helvetica & Arial? First of all, why would you want to use Helvetica? Second of all, why would I use Arial if I could use Helvetica? Here, let's look at the fonts I can use:

Arial, Courier, Georgia, Helvetica, Times, Trebuchet, Verdana.

This means that I have access to 7 fonts: 4 sans serifs and 3 serifs. With regard to serifs, Courier is kind of a speciality one, so I really only have 2 choices for the body serif text. And then my sans-serifs are all quite similar.

What kind of madness is this?!





 * = rewatched

 April


53.*

Paprika

A team of scientists have created a device that not only allows them to record their patients dreams, but also to send other people into those dreams. Their intention is to use the device as a tool for therapy, but someone steals it and starts using it to kill people by forcing their minds into dreams. It's up to the team's psychiatrist(aka Paprika) to use her skills to go into the dream world and make things right.

Genre: Satoshi-Kon-brand Anime Mind-fuck


First off let me say that I love this movie. It is absolutely amazing. The soundtrack is so good that I own it, the animation is gorgeous, and it is just an imagination tour de force.

I have a hard time talking about it without talking about the director: Satoshi Kon. Satoshi Kon was an anime director, who in my opinion, was the absolute equal of Hayao Miyazaki. They work with completely different types of stories, but they were equally talented (and if you know of Hayao Miyazaki you'll know what kind of praise that is). Satoshi Kon was a master of movies that mess with your notions of reality. They are bizarre and fantastical and yet, throughout it all, grounded to reality. My favorites of his include the movie Tokyo Godfathers (a wonderful movie about three homeless people who find a baby), the television show Paranoia Agent (I would need a lot more space to explain its premise but suffice it to say that it is great), and Paprika.

Paprika investigates the world of dreams in such a way that it makes you wonder where the movie's line between reality and dreams is. Which is an appropriate bit of confusion to have, because it mirrors that same wonder we have in real life. Have you ever had a fight with someone in your dreams and then been mad with them when you wake up in reality because of it? Or perhaps have you ever just gotten a memory confused with a dream? Have you ever noticed that one second you were listening to someone attentively and the next moment you realize you'd started to daydream? We like to think that the line between reality and dreams is hard and fast, but it really isn't. We slip from one to the other more easily than we like to admit.

As much as I love it, I'll admit that the film isn't for everyone. It's strange and off-the-wall and messes with your head. And I understand that that isn't something that everyone wants to see in a movie. Or at the very least it isn't something that people want to see all the time. But I still think it's worth watching at some point because it will defintiely make an impression.
Lastly let me say that this came out well before Inception. Actually sometime this month I think I'll do an extended talk about these movies. The similiarities and differences between the two are kind of fascinating and quite telling about the cultures they came out of.

So until then.




54.

21 Jump Street

Morton and Greg (a nerd and a jock) didn't get along so well in high school. But when they meet again at the police academy they're able to see past their differences and become best friends. After they screw up an arrest (and because they look young for their age) they are reassigned to an undercover task force. Their missions? Pose as high school students in order to bust a drug ring operating out of the school.

Genre: Comedy-Action + 80s TV spinoff


After seeing this I have become extremely confused about something: why on Earth doesn't Channing Tatum do more comedies? He always seems to be in lame sub par chick flicks and bland action movies. But it's comedy that he's best at! Who would have thought? He is just as funny if not more so than Jonah Hill! Plus he and Jonah Hill are an amazing comedic duo. They work great together.

So yeah, I had a blast at this movie. So many laughs. Plus I thought it did an amazing job at not playing up the usual stereotypes of high school kids. So often you'll things where the jocks will be brain dead assholes with muscles and the nerds will be these uber intelligent social disasters. But this movie doesn't. Here the popular kids are sociable (although slightly pretentious) people who are engaged in the more social scenes of high school like sports and plays. The nerds are friendly kids who just prefer hanging out with smaller groups and engaging in less popular activities. I mean sure, the nerds aren't the best at social interactions and are never really invited to parties, but they also show that the reason for that is the same is it is in reality: they hang out in smaller groups and enjoy atypical interests, so most people don't get to know them and people don't really like things/people they don't understand.

Maybe I'm reading too much into it, but who cares. That's what I think. I think it was really great that they took the effort to show people as humans and not just stereotypes. Anways, it's a lot of fun and I thoroughly enjoyed it and I really want to see it again.




55.

Paul

Two British nerds are on a UFO road trip across the United States when they cross paths with a real alien named Paul. Now they've got to help the alien escape from the government agents who are after him.

Genre: Sci-Fi Comedy


The best way to see any movie is to go in thinking it's gonna suck. I was really excited about this when I first heard about it. I mean, Simon Pegg and Nick Frost? Together again? Yes, please! But then I saw the trailer and there's a horrible CG stoner alien voiced by Seth Rogan. Ummm...I think I'll pass. I eventually decided to give it a try, but a I'll-rent-this-from-the-library-for-free kind of a try, because I don't want to pay any money for something that looks like it'll suck major ass.

But guess what? It wasn't completely awful! I was pleasantly surprised. Don't get me wrong, it isn't great or anything, but it didn't make me want to turn it off after 5 minutes in disgust. So that's something to its credit.

That being said I do have some problems with it. For instance, I think they used way too many stereotypes. The nerds go to comic book conventions, and believe in UFOs, and write Science Fiction stories about big breasted space ladies, and don't know how to talk to real girls. Rednecks are morons, they call people gay, and they aren't very smart. Religious people are nuts who refuse to embrace science and love guns. And so on and so on and so on. Everyone seems to be playing a bit instead of playing a fully fleshed out character. It's basically took those things I said I liked about 21 Jump Street and decided to do the opposite.

I also hate the CGness of the alien. It is so obviously CG. It's just silly looking. And not it the good way. But I just generally have issues with CGI so maybe it's just me.

The movie is pretty shallow, but that being said there still are some funny bits. I would never pay money to see it, but if some friends were watching it then I'd probably watch it with them.




56.

She's The Man

A girl finds out that her high school is cutting its girls' soccer team and they refuse to let her try out for the boys' team. So when her twin brother decides he's going to ditch his first couple weeks at his new school (which just happens to be the main rival of her old school), she pretends to be him and goes there in his place. Because that way she'll be able join their soccer team and beat the pants off her old school.

Genre: Sports Comedy


I watched this one because one of my cousins had it listed as one of her favorite movies and I was curious. I didn't have high expectations, but it was actually pretty great. I mean, I don't like soccer and I'm not a young girl, so I think a lot of the problems I had with it are just due to the fact I'm decidedly not its target audience. But still, despite the fact that I am in no way its demo audience, I still thoroughly enjoyed it, so I suppose that's the sign of a good movie.

It did a number of things I really liked. For instance I really like that even though she has a very high opinion of her soccer skills, it turns out she isn't the best around. When she joins the better school's team she finds out she has a lot to learn and has to work hard and practice to improve. I mean it's amazing how few movies bother to mention the importance of practice and hard work.

I also liked that there wasn't some love triangle thing going on. If anything they took the notion of a love triangle and made it into some sort of love polygon. I dislike love triangles because they are always so angsty and stupid. The love polygon, however? I'm all for those. Love polygons open a lot of comedic doors. If you need an example of what I'm talking about think about Some Like it Hot or that episode of Frasier  "The Ski Lodge". Miscommunications, mixed signals, and crossed lines of attraction galore.

Plus Channing Tatum is in it and he's doing a comedic role again! I know I've already said this, but for some reason or other I think he's hilarious. I can't properly explain why, but he is.

And there you have it. I don't think it's really a movie intended for adults, but I had a great time watching it, so who cares.




57.

The Perfect Host

A bank robber lies his way into a man's house so he can hide out from the authorities for a while, but it turns out that his host has secrets of his own and the robber is in for a lot more than he bargained for.

Genre: Horrorish? Slasherish? I really don't know.


I saw this movie entirely because David Hyde Pierce is in it and playing a role quite different from his usual fare: his role in this is kind of like if Frasier's Niles were a deranged madman.

Plus I have to admit I did not see the twists at the end coming. Just when you think you've figured this movie out it takes a hard right in a different direction. It's got a few problems and it isn't as good as it could've been, but it's still kind of spooky, and bizarre, and just plain interesting. Yes, that's a good word: it's a very interesting movie to watch.




58.

No One Said it Would be Easy

A documentary about the band Cloud Cult.

Genre: Music Documentary


Cloud Cult is a local Minnesotan band and they just happen to be my favorite band. So obviously I had to see a documentary about them. And the story it's telling really is a great one. They band members are just such an interesting group of people.

I'm completely biased, but I think you'd enjoy this movie even if you've never heard of the band before. Just because the story behind the band is so intriguing. I mean take the band's leader Craig Minowa for example. Here's a guy who has a Bachelor's in Environmental Science from the University of Minnesota. In addition to writing, performing, and touring with his band he also works as a researcher and writer for environmental science cases. He also actively works to make sure the label he created and his band leave as little impact on the environment as possible. Even though it'll mean he won't make as much money as he could.
He's just a really interesting guy, and the story of how his band got started and its various ups and downs is equally interesting.

In summary, I loved watching the story of this band for the same reasons I love listening to their music: it's interesting, it's powerful, it's beautiful, and it makes me feel a lot of emotions. You can tell it's an indie movie, the production isn't as high as you'll see in most documentaries, and I felt the very beginning was a little weak, but who cares. Their story really is fascinating. It's got everything: there's romance, there's tragedy, there's nature, there are laughs, there's even a part where they talk about how Chris Minowa lost his mind for a while and kind of went off the deep end.




59.

The Cabin in the Woods

A group of college students are vacationing at a remote cabin...or are they? It turns out that despite what they might think this vacation wasn't planned by them, but by someone else. It appears that a group of people are watching these kids and they're the ones in charge. They're the ones directing the action, the ones who are unleashing monsters on these students, and they're the ones who want them dead. But why?

Genre: "A loving hate letter" to horror movies.


I really don't know how to talk about what makes this movie so great without spoiling parts of the plot. But I'll do what I can.

Joss Whedon was one of the writers and you can tell. You can see his trademark wit at work in the plot and dialogue. He was the one that called it "a loving hate letter" to horror movies and I really can't describe it more aptly than that. It's steeped in all the things that are great about horror movies, but at the same time it works to point out how stupid and ridiculous they can be.

It really isn't a scary movie. I mean, don't get me wrong, if you don't do well with horror movies then it might freak/gross you out. But if you don't like horror movies you probably won't appreciate what this movie is all about anyway. If you love horror movies (or just like horror movies), or even if you just like Whedon's work on things like Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, and Firefly, then I think you'd get a kick out of this movie.




60.

Salmon Fishing in the Yemen

A rich sheik from Yemen wants to introduce salmon into the Yemen River. To do so he gets in contact with one of a leading expert on salmon. Despite the expert saying it's a ridiculous project and wanting nothing to do with it, the fates are conspiring against him and he's forced to see what he can do it make it happen.

Genre: Feel-goody Romance/Drama


If ever there was a title that sounded like it belonged to a documentary this is it. And yet it isn't, so there you go. If it hadn't come to the theater that I work at I would have never known otherwise, because the idea of a documentary about salmon fishing sounds super lame.

So anyways, it's nothing really that original. It's pretty typical for its genre, but there are a few things it has going for it.

The scenery is gorgeous. There are just a ton of shots set in these beautiful landscapes that are just a pleasure to look at.

The main scientist guy played by Ewan McGregor. When I saw the trailer I thought he seemed like a terribly written character. His lines seemed to be awkwardly delivered. But it turns out that's the character. He's just a terribly awkward guy, who probably has a touch of aspergers syndrome or something. So a lot of his dialogue is awkwardly delivered not because its badly acted, but because it is a good actor portraying a guy who doesn't have very good social skills.

So yeah. It's well done, with some appreciated touches of quirkiness here and there. Nothing trailblazing, but still enjoyable.