Saturday, January 24, 2015

Booklist 2014: The Final Half

* = reread

CB = Children’s Book
GN = Graphic novel or comic anthology
art = art book




*   64.   *

Guards! Guards!

by. Terry Pratchett

Someone is causing trouble in the city of Ankh-Morpork, but unfortunately for the City Watch that someone just happens to be a dragon.


The Guards books tend to be my favorite Discworld stories. Although I've gotta admit it’s weird seeing the early stuff, because out of everyone in the series the guards are the group that evolves the most as the stories go on. I mean, in this one they're still operating out of the Treacle Mine Road headquarters? It's madness!





*   65.   *

Eric

by. Terry Pratchett

A young boy with a penchant for demonology tries to summon a demon to grant his wishes, but accidentally summons an incompetent wizard instead in this Faust parody.


This is probably my second Least favorite Discworld book. There's just no meat to the story and I don’t care about Faust.





67.

California

by. Edan Lepucki

In the near future the world as we know it has fallen apart. Cal and Frida have managed to create a life for themselves in the wilderness, but when Frida becomes pregnant they start considering joining a mysterious and guarded community of survivors.


I spent a large portion of this book rather bored, but really curious where it was all headed. But it turns out it was headed to a really dumb ending.






*   69.   *

We Have Always Lived in the Castle

by. Shirley Jackson

A poisoning incident left everyone in the Blackwood family dead except for the two daughters and their senile uncle. Now they keep to themselves to avoid the judgement, persecution, and hateful gossip of the people in town. But events are taking place that will force them all into the open and the wrath of their conformist community.


I love Shirley Jackson and this is one of my favorites of hers. It captures that frightening feeling of not fitting in and being judged for it. Of just wanting to be by yourself and with the few people you love and not dealing with anyone else’s bullshit. The whole thing is like a wonderfully dark urban fairy tale.





70.

Silverwing

by. Kenneth Oppel

During the old war between the beasts and the birds, the bats refused to pick a side and were subsequently barred from ever seeing the sun again. But war is about to reignite once again when a young silverwing bat dares to sneak a peek at the sun.


Definitely kids’ fare, but it was a fun light read. I loved the backstory of the war that set up the world of the bats. I was expecting this series to be like Redwall, but it’s actually got more of a Mrs. Frisby and the Rats of NIMH thing going on.





71.

In the Heart of the Beat:
The Poetry of Rap

by. Alexs D. Pate


For me, reading this book was like getting trapped in a conversation with a horribly pretentious person.





72.

Shadow & Claw
The First Half of the Book of New Sun

by. Gene Wolfe

When an apprentice to the guild of executioners is excommunicated for showing mercy, he sets off on an epic journey.


I honestly have no idea how to describe this series to anyone. Let’s just say that it’s essentially a science-fiction story that's been translated as a fantasy?

It’s just like that, except not entirely.





*   [GN]   73.   [GN]   *

Last Chapter and Worse

by. Gary Larson

A collection of comic strips from The Farside.


Much to my discredit it’s been quite some time since I’ve read a Farside collection. But, damn, do I ever love that strip. It is far and away the greatest single panel comic strip ever made.





74.

Sunwing

by. Kenneth Oppel

Shade and the others are back in this sequel to Silverwing, but this time they’re on a mission to find Shade’s father and unravel the mystery of the humans’ bands.


Haha, this one starts off a lot like the other one and then ends up getting really weird.

But it did introduce me to the concept of the Bat Bomb and for that I am eternally grateful.





75.

Black Noise:
Rap Music and Black Culture in Contemporary America

by. Tricia Rose

See subtitle.


Absolutely fascinating. No question the best non-fiction book I read this year. After I finished I immediately went out and bought a copy of it for myself. If you have an interest in rap music I highly suggest you give it a try.





76.

100 Things You’re Not Supposed to Know

by. Russ Kick

A collection of 100 unfortunate facts that are not commonly known.


I think someone gave this to me for Christmas last year, and I’ve rather slowly been working my way through it this year. It’s full of some really fascinating stuff that I was not aware of. For instance did you know that America once accidentally dropped an atomic bomb on itself? Because that totally happened.

I also liked how they cite all their information, so you can look into some of this stuff yourself if you so desire.





77.

Rabid:
A Cultural History of the World’s Most Diabolical Virus

by. Bill Wasik & Monica Murphy

A look at the history of rabies.

Turns out rabies has had a much bigger and more fascinating impact on human history and culture than I ever imagined. Did you know that rabies was a huge part of life in ye olden days? Or that a lot of monster myths probably stemmed from rabies symptoms? How about that possible symptoms of rabies include a fear of water and sustained erections/uncontrollable ejaculations?

See what I mean? Turns out rabies is both fascinating and horrifying.





78.

Shock Wave

by. John Sandford

A small town in Minnesota is awash in controversy regarding the construction of a huge mega-store. When a terrorist begins using explosives to impede the construction, the Minnesota Bureau of Criminal Apprehension sends agent Virgil Flowers in to try and get to try to get to the bottom of it all before anyone else gets hurt or killed.


My dad recommended this one to me, but it wasn’t really my thing. The whole thing was rather forgettable. Especially since I thought Virgil Flowers was a pretty darn bland for a main character.





*   [GN]   79.   [GN]   *

Dogs Are Worth It!

by. Charles Schulz

A collection of Peanuts strips.


I actually reread this one to see if it was really the kind of thing I needed to keep it on my bookshelf. But goshdarnit, I just really like Peanuts! It’s really just one of a million various Peanuts collections, but whatever! I enjoyed it.





[art]   80.   [art]

Avatar: The Last Airbender
The Art of the Animated Series

by. Bryan Konietzko & Michael Dante DiMartino

A collection of Avatar art and interviews.


Yeah, I’m a big ol’ Avatar fan. Okay? I love that show and I loved getting to see all the production artwork, storyboards, character designs, and inside stories regarding the making of it! No regrets about buying this thing. None at all.





81.

A Wanted Man

by. Lee Child

Former military police officer and current itinerant hobo Jack Reacher hitches a ride late one snowy night. Inside the car are three people: The driver, a frightened woman, and a man whose stories don't add up. Meanwhile, three miles back the police have just discovered a murder scene.


The first half of this book is absolute gold. Reacher finds himself in a regular Agatha Christie style mystery when his hitchhiking lands him in a car with 3 people, a lot of lies, and 1 murderer. Meanwhile the FBI is investigating the the murder of a man found dead in a gas station bathroom. As Reacher tries to subtly unravel the secrets of his mysterious car pool, the FBI lets the readers in on more of the secrets behind the case.

It was just tons of fun.

BUT THEN, about halfway through, the car ride ends and not long after so did my interest. By the end I found that I really couldn
’t care less about what was happening. So take from that what you will. If nothing else I’m glad I read it, if only for that first half.






[GN]   82.   [GN]

Through the Woods

by. Emily Carroll

A collection of Emily Carroll’s short story horror comics.


I can not say enough nice things about this book. It is one of the most hauntingly beautiful things I’ve ever read. All of the stories are wonderfully spooky and riveting, but a couple of them were actually freaking me out!

You can read a number of them on her webpage if you want to get a little taste for what’s in store.

I really have absolutely nothing negative to say about this book. I loved everything about it.





83.

The Inconvenient Indian:
A Curious Account of Native People in North America

by. Thomas King

A discussion of the history of the settlers’ dealings with Native peoples in North America.



Normally I’m really bad with historical books. There’s a lot of dates & figures and I’m really terrible at keeping all the information in order in my mind. But this one is a very interesting and enjoyable read. As Thomas King says, the book isn't really a history book per se, it’s more like a really engaging conversation with someone who knows a lot about what they’re talking about.


“Still, for me at least, writing a novel is buttering warm toast, while writing a history is herding porcupines with your elbows.

As a result, although The Inconvenient Indian is fraught with history, the underlying narrative is a series of conversations and arguments that I’ve been having with myself and other for most of my adult life, and if there is any methodology to in my approach to the subject, it draws more on storytelling techniques than historiography. A good historian would have tried to keep personal anecdotes in check. A good historian would have provided footnotes.

I have not.”





84.

Firewing

by. Kenneth Oppel

The third book of the Silverwing series, wherein a now older Shade must journey into the bat-underworld in order to rescue his son from bat-Satan.



At first I was quite confused at why this book even exists, because it sounds ridiculous. Now that I’ve read it though, I’ve gotta admit that it’s probably my favorite book of the series. I mean, if nothing else, its craziness makes it extremely memorable. It’s honest-to-goodness a story about bats fighting their way out of hell! Either that sounds like something you’ve gotta read or the stupidest thing you’ve ever heard of (or possibly both). So I’ll leave that judgment up to you.





85.

The Tao of Wu

by. The RZA



The Wu-Tang Clan’s leader tells of the spiritual lessons he’s learned in his life in this autobiography / spiritual guidebook.


This is one of the most theologically interesting books I’ve read. And yet the amazing parts are scattered amongst a lot of bits that just made me want to throw the book own in sheer annoyance/disgust. The RZA frequently goes off on these self-aggrandizing tangents about how amazing he is. Even when he tries to talk about his faults he still describes them as if they were assets.

If that wasn’t enough, a few times he goes into out-and-out racism. Talking about how white people are inherently evil by their very nature. Not, mind you, that our current cultural naturally instills a sense of racism in white people, but that white people are evil fucks from womb to tomb and the only ones who aren’t are the ones who fight against their natural tendencies. I mean...wow. He says this kind of thing while talking about the importance of understanding and compassion and stuff too.

So yeah. Fuck that noise and this book too.





*   [GN]   86.   [GN]   *

Dragon Ball, vol. 1-3

by. Akira Toriyama

A strange boy with a monkey tail and a mastery of martial arts helps a girl named Bulma to track down 9 mystic spheres. Legend tells that if you gather them all together an ancient dragon will be summoned to grant you a wish. But things get complicated when they discover that they aren’t the only ones who want to summon the dragon.


Oh, I do so enjoy the Dragon Ball series. DBZ is so over the top and obsessed with fighting, but Dragon Ball has so much more humor and good fun.

Although, I’ve gotta admit that there’s a few parts in the early story that are unfortunately creepy. But context is everything, and the series was written 40 years ago, in another country, for adolescent boys. Still though, while I love so much of this series, there’s a couple bits in early on that make me uncomfortable.





87.

Akata Witch

by. Nnedi Okorafor

A young girl in South Africa finds she has inherited a rare gift from her grandmother and is part of a magical community known as the Leopard People. Now she’s a studying African magic in secret, but she and her friends better learn fast, because a serial killer is on the loose and if they’re not careful they could wind up dead.


So much fantasy out there is rooted in the same old Witches & Wizards and Wands & Dragons of the Western traditions. This book, being rooted in African myths and legends and traditions, was just such a nice breath of fresh air. We’ve all heard the magical school story somewhere before, but it’s all wonderfully fresh and new when it’s also introducing ideas from a tradition I’m not as familiar with.

Although I’ve gotta admit that the ending was quite disappointing. It was really sudden and quite anti-climatic.

While the book is not on the same level of writing quality as Harry Potter, it’s still a lot of fun and the world is wonderfully imaginative. I, for one, am pretty interested to see what the next book in the series will be like.





*   88.   *

Reaper Man

by. Terry Pratchett


The auditors of the universe fire Death. They give him a golden timer, a Life, and send him on his way. But even without Death, people still believe in death. And their belief is creating a new reaper, a dangerous one. While Death is enjoying his chance to experience life, he’s the only one with the skills and experience to put this new personification of death into its place.


The early Discworld’s Death-centered stories always have such interesting concepts, but are a little weak in the plot department. I mean, not a lot happens in this book. BUT it’s still a really enjoyable read with some amazing moments and interesting ideas about the nature of life and death.





*   [GN]   89.   [GN]   *

Bravest Warriors, vol 2

written by. Joey Comeau
art by. Mike Holmes

The Bravest Warriors must go undercover at the Miss Multiverse Pageant to uncover who’s been stealing contestants’ brains!


It’s a comic written by Joey Comeau and based on the animated webseries by Pendleton Ward! Anyone who knows me is not at all surprised that I would be a big fan of this.






90.

Here Be Monsters!

by. Alan Snow

The town of Ratbridge is a strange place where boxtrolls and cabbage heads live under the streets, cheeses run wild, and rat pirates run a laundry business out of their ship. A young boy who live with his grandfather underground becomes embroiled in a sinister plot when he discovers that an evil aristocrat from above ground is trying to capture all the underground dwellers and thus threaten all life down below.


I heard that The Boxtrolls movie was based on a book and had to go check it out.

I don’t know if you’ve seen the movie or not, but let us just say that the book is quite a lot different. They made a large number of changes/cuts to the original. Perhaps it’s just that I saw the movie first, but I prefer the movie’s story to the book’s. The book is really quite inexplicably odd. It kind of feels a bit like a wannabe Roald Dahl? I don’t know. I can see why it would be a popular book, but it just wasn’t for me.





91.

The Astonishing Life of Octavian Nothing,
Traitor to the Nation
Volume I: The Pox Party

by. M.T. Anderson

Set in 18th century Boston, Octavian Nothing is a black boy who has unknowingly grown up as part of a grand experiment to see whether or not intelligence is racial trait. But people start to fear what the ramifications of the experiment’s results will have if Octavian disproves their racist beliefs and they seek to disrupt the experiment. Octavian begins to see that his life has all been a lie: that he is and always has been a slave and a lab rat. He runs away, but there are those who have invested a lot of time and money in him and aren’t about to let him go without a fight.


My friend recommended this one, but at the end of the day it wasn’t my kind of thing. I’ve just never been a fan of M.T. Anderson’s writing style.





*   [GN]   92.   [GN]   *

Yu-Gi-Oh!

by. Kazuki Takahashi

A young boy solves an ancient Egyptian puzzle and unlocks the soul of an ancient pharaoh. Now these soul-brothers battle evil by playing games.


Have you ever wanted to see a young boy with crazy hair gain magical Egyptian Pharaoh powers and use them to play ridiculously twisted games with various thugs? Probably not, but sometimes the best things are the ones you didn't even know you wanted.

While most people have seen the wonderful absurdity of the Yu-Gi-Oh cartoon, much fewer have taken a look at the comic. And they're missing out. Believe it or not the show actually toned done the absurdity level of the original.
ESPECIALLY in the early volumes before the Duel Monsters game is introduced. 


For instance? Well, how about the part where Yami Yugi plays a game of air hockey with a high school thug, except they play it on a hot griddle with a puck made of ice. Oh, and did I mention that there's a vial of explosives in the puck so whoever is next to the puck when the ice melts down will explode? Because that totally happens. And this kind of thing is happening every chapter! The whole thing is so ridiculous and over-the-top that you can't help but enjoy it.





[GN]   93.   [GN]

Costume Quest

by. Zac Gorman

There’s a candy shortage in the world of monsters! A couple of monster kids decide to break the rules and head into the human world for a treat this Halloween. But getting back is going to be harder than they first thought.


I’ve never played the computer game this one is based on, but I had to check it out anyway because Zac Gorman wrote/drew it! I’m a big fan of his work and he doesn’t do nearly enough stuff.

So yeah! It’s fun. It’s not some Earth-shattering, run to tell your friends kind of story, but I enjoyed it. A great one for kids to read around Halloween I should think.





*   94.   *

John Dies at the End

by. David Wong

John and Dave are two 20-something slackers.

John and Dave took a drug called “Soy Sauce.”

John and Dave can now see beyond the surface of our reality to the horrors underneath.

John and Dave aren’t both going to live to see the end of this book.


I end up talking about this book every year, don’t I? Well, that’s because it’s amazing and I love it and you should read it too! I consider it to the be the ultimate unreliable-narrator story. It does an amazing job of straddling the line of hilarious and freaky to create a brilliant story of kooky what-the-fuck Horror.





95.

Coraline

by. Neil Gaiman

A young girl named Coraline (NOT “Caroline,” thank you very much) moves into a new house with her parents who never seem to have time for her. Left to her own devices she discovers a strange door in the house that leads to a parallel world. One where everything is perfect, where her other-parents fawn over her, where everything is fantastical and never boring, where no-one calls her Caroline, and a place where everyone...has buttons for eyes? A world that perhaps isn’t so perfect after all...


I’ve seen the fun animated Laika adaptation of this book, so I figured it was overdue for me to read the source material. It’s a fun book. The movie was actually quite faithful for the most part, but I think I would say the book is a bit better.

All in all though, it reminds me a lot of Clive Barker’s book The Thief of Always...except not as good. Yes, I know that’s something I say a lot! But it’s true a lot! I know it’s wrong to deal with something based on anything other than its own merits, but sometimes I can’t help myself. Coraline is fine and all, but The Thief of Always is absolutely brilliant.





*   96.   *

The Day of the Triffids

by. John Wyndham

A strange and deadly new species of walking plants called “Triffids” is discovered. Despite the danger people have begun breeding them to harvest a valuable oil they secrete. But the power tables are turned when a freak astronomical event renders the majority of the world blind. Now humans have become prey.



This one’s been overdue for a reread. It was written in the 50s and it dates itself a bit with the preconceptions of the time, but it really is a fun piece of sci-fi. It’s part post-apocalyptic scenario, part alien invasion, and part horror. While I wouldn’t say it’s a masterful piece of writing, I would certainly highly recommend it to anyone who’s interested in a unique sci-fi story.





*   97.   *

Witches Abroad

by. Terry Pratchett

Magrat is one of the three Lancre witches and has just received a letter informing her that she’s the new fairy godmother of a young woman in the distant city of Genua, and P.S. to absolutely not tell the other witches about it, because they’d just muck everything up. Well, when they hear about that they insist on coming along. Now the witches are off to distant lands to do battle with foreign customs, a tyrannical queen, and a city that’s being forced into a fairy tale.



As I go along through the Discworld books I’ve noticed certain ages developing in terms of the style of Pratchett’s writing. I would say that the first books are part of the Rough Age: they are filled with interesting characters and ideas, but on the whole he’s still finding his legs and the stories aren’t very refined.

But I would say that this book is the start of a new age. Let’s call it, I don’t know, the Dawning Age? This is where Pratchett really starts to get a feel for his world and the kind of stories he wants to tell. This is the first book where I could really see that signature Discworld style that I love so much.

I didn’t really remember anything about this book when I went to reread it, but it’s pretty great. ESPECIALLY if you love fairy tales, which I do!





[CB]   98.   [CB]

Wild

by. Emily Hughes

A children’s picture book about a young girl who was raised in the woods by animals until she is found by people who try to tame her.


This was the best new book I read this year. I love it so much. It now ranks as my favorite children’s book. I stumbled across it while looking for a good birthday present for my little niece and I loved it so much that I couldn’t bring myself to give it away.

First of all, the art is absolutely GORGEOUS! I would happily put framed pages of this book up on my walls. And if that wasn’t enough I love the story! It is so cute and wonderful.

Just trust me about this and track down a copy of this book, because it is the greatest thing.





[GN]   99.   [GN]

Clive Barker’s The Thief of Always

written by. Kirs Oprisko
original story by. Clive Barker

A graphic novel adaptation of a book by Clive Barker.


For the record, I consider The Thief of Always to be the greatest YA book ever written. It is the bar by which I rate any other YA book and it is brilliant and I love it to death.

This abomination, however, I do not love. In fact, I kind of despise it. It strips the novel of all its original charm and eloquence and leaves nothing but the empty skeleton of its basic plot. So fuck this graphic novel. Let us go back to pretending this thing does not exist, and just happily read the original. Shall we?





*   100.   *

Horns

by. Joe Hill

Ig Perrish was accused of raping and murdering the love of his life. He was never convicted, but as far as the town is concerned, he did it. Who else could have? Living under this constant perception of being a monster, he wakes up one morning to find horns growing on his forehead and no one seems to care. Now people are starting to tell him all their darkest thoughts. With this new twisted power on his side he begins to unravel what really happened the night the love of his life was murdered.


I reread this one because, A.) I’ve been meaning to for a while because I loved it the first time I read it, and B.) because they made a movie out of it. However, I never made it to the theater to actually see it. Haha, but who cares about the movie! The book is amazing! I love it. It’s both a super romantic love story and an unnerving horror fest. When it comes to horror stories Joe Hill is my favorite. He has a spectacular ability to use Horror as a tool for talking about the difficult things in life.





101.

The Mist

by. Stephen King

A strange mist descends on a small town in Maine. But there’s something unnatural about this mist. Or should I say there’s something unnatural inside the mist...


Yes, yes, I read the book because I really like the movie. I’m that person! That person who annoys everyone by always comparing movies to books. Deal with it.

In any case, this book is not nearly as good as the movie. Also, what on Earth is the deal with Stephen King and brand names? That man goes insane in this book with brand names. No one can use any sort of product without King telling you exactly what brand it was. At one point he even goes on to tell you about how this one brand of chainsaw is superior to this other brand of chainsaw, even though its significantly cheaper! It was truly maddening.

So yeah. To its credit there is some good stuff at the story’s heart, it’s just that (in my opinion) it was all handled much better in the movie.





[GN]   102.   [GN]

GoGo Monster

by. Taiyo Matsumoto

A story about being different, growing up, and a young boy who says he can see beyond our world's veil.


Since I loved Tekkonkinkreet and Ping Pong so much, I figured I should really try out some of Taiyo Matsumoto’s other work. Much like Tekkonkinkreet, this one has a very surreal angle to it, where you aren’t quite sure what’s real and what’s not. If you’re a fan of his work, I’d definitely recommend giving it a try. But I can see why something like this wouldn’t be appealing to everyone. It’s one of the those stories that merges novelization and poetry...if that makes sense?





[GN]   103.   [GN]

Sunny, vol 1

by. Taiyo Matsumoto

The story of an orphanage in Japan from the perspectives of the children living there.


My tour of Taiyo Matsumoto's other works continues! This one is actually a series and a lot more straight forward than a lot of his other work. I really liked it though. It's hard to describe what exactly I enjoyed so much about it. The stories are pretty simple, but they fill you up and remind you what it was like being a kid.





[art]   104.   [art]

The Legend of Korra, Book One: Air
The Art of the Animated Series

by. Michael Dante DiMartino, Bryan Konietzko,
& Joaquim dos Santos

A book of the art surrounding the creation of the first season of The Legend of Korra.


I am in love with these Avatar art books. Not only are they filled with wonderful production and concept artwork, but also with great stories from the creators. I think my favorite parts are when you get to see the concept ideas behind the show and seeing how characters were originally pitched.





105.

The Inspection House:
An Impertinent Field Guide to Modern Surveillance

by. Emily Horne & Tim Maly

A look at the concept of the Panopticon and how its ideas of the architecture of surveillance are used in today’s world.



I was intrigued by this one because it was cowritten by Emily Horne! Some of you might know her as half of the duo that creates A Softer World and whose yearly book lists inspired me to make my own.

It wasn’t what I was expecting, but it was certainly fascinating nonetheless. Its approach to looking at the architecture of surveillance (not as in how surveillance systems are built, but as in the actual building of phyiscal-scapes to allow for surveillance) was one I had never really thought of before. The book speaks of itself as a sort of field-guide to spotting modern pantopicons and it really is. Once it points out these systems to you you start to see them everywhere.

And who doesn't love a book that changes how you see the world?





*   106.   *

Small Gods

by. Terry Pratchett

In a land ruled by the church of a mighty and vengeful god named Om, a lowly pupil named Brutha was tending to the melon patch when a tortoise began talking to him. If that wasn’t strange enough it claimed it was the great god Om! Now Brutha and Om are on an adventure to learn of the nature of Gods, restore belief in Om, and stop the church from being overtaken by a power-hungry zealot.


For me this is the most philosophically interesting book I’ve ever read. Pratchett takes on the subject with all the good humor and eloquent wit you expect from him and the result is fantastic.

In fact, when introducing people to the Discworld series, I usually suggest starting here. You see, it’s a Discworld book, but it takes place away from the usual settings and characters, so you don’t have to worry about missing any sort of references. Plus it’s far enough into the series to be at the point where Pratchett’s writing is more polished.





*   107.   *

Pride and Prejudice

by. Jane Austen

A story about love and how hard it can be to see the truth about people when your prior misconceptions get in your way.


Romance is a book genre that I don’t venture into very often as I don't really know what to look for. So it probably doesn’t carry to much weight when I say that Pride and Prejudice is my favorite romance story. But it is! So there. It is delightful.





*   108.   *

Lords and Ladies

by. Terry Pratchett

Elves. Such a beautiful and elegant race, don't you think? Not in Discworld. But few can remember the truth: that elves are a wicked, cruel, and ugly lot who will get inside your head and torture you just as soon as look at you. When a foolhardy group of wannabe witches accidentally release the seal keeping the elves locked away, it’s up to the real witches of Lancre to save the day.


You can pretty much assume every Discworld witch-centered story is worth reading. I love how this one goes back to the old school elves: the cruel tricksters who only seemed beautiful, because they could cast glamour over humans. This one is kind of like a proto-Wee Free Men in a lot of ways.





[GN]   109.   [GN]

Ms. Marvel, vol 1:
No Normal

written by. G. Willow Wilson
art by. Adrian Alphona

A high school girl struggling with...well, everything (school, romance, peer pressure, family pressure, etc.), has her world thrown upside down when a strange mist gives her shape-shifting abilities.


This comic is So. Much. Fun! It’s like a Spider-man for a new generation. It’s got struggles with school and family and love (not to mention superpowers), plus an endearing quippy hero! The whole thing is such a wonderfully refreshing thing to see in a genre that has become known for its lack of diversity.

In short: This comic is amazing and I can’t wait until the next volume comes out!





110.

Brain on Fire:
My Month of Madness

by. Susannah Cahalan

The memoir of a woman who was struck with a mysterious disease that inflamed her brain, but appeared to the world as having just gone mad.


I heard about this one from the Hannibal commentaries, actually. Bryan Fuller mentioned it as being the inspiration for Will Graham's condition in Season 1.

It's really quite a horrific tale. Her sickness presented itself as psychosis, so most people weren't looking for a physiological cause! I mean, holy shit, getting sick and everyone just thinking you were going crazy? Talk about a scary scenario.

Not only is the premise intriguing, but her account of what it was like to live through madness and eventually recover from it is really quite fascinating.





111.

I Work in a Public Library:
A Collection of Crazy Stories from the Stacks

by. Gina Sheridan

A collection of stories and occurrences in the life of a public library librarian.


I work in a library and am obviously extremely biased here, but I loved this one. And since I work for an academic library the whole thing makes me like my job all the more! I don't know how the public library workers of the world do it. If you like stories about the crazy things people in customer service come across on a daily basis then you’ll enjoy this book for sure.





[art]   112.   [art]

The Art of Richard Thompson

by. David Apatoff, Nick Galifianakis,
Mike Rhode, Chris Sparks,
& Bill Watterson

A collection of art and interviews with Cul-de-Sac creator Richard Thompson.


I’m a big Cul-de-Sac fan so I obviously found this collection to be quite interesting. I never knew he had be so prolific in so many different types of art. I liked how the book was divided up into sections based on the different types of art he’s done over the years, with each section having an artist from that specific field doing the interview.





113.

Death of a King

by. Tavis Smiley

The story of the last year of Martin Luther King Jr.’s life.


Normally I’m not a fan of biographies, but I really enjoyed this one. It’s written in a very engaging style and tries to ground Mr. King as a human being and not as some exalted figure out of history.





114.

Why Do Men Have Nipples?:
Hundreds of Questions You’d Only Ask a Doctor After Your Third Martini

by. Mark Leyner & Billy Goldberg

A book answering some of the strange medical questions doctors get asked at dinner parties.


Some of it is interesting, but the whole thing tries way too hard to be funny. As if they thought that the answers to kooky medical questions weren’t interesting enough. It made the whole thing rather tiresome.





* 115. *

Dealing With Dragons

by. Patricia C. Wrede

A princess is continually told that the things she’s interested in (like magic and fighting) are improper activities for a princess, but when her family tries to arrange her marriage, that’s the last straw. She runs away from home and decides to find a dragon. After all, being a dragon’s princess certainly sounds a lot more interesting than marrying a dunce and practicing her diction.


This was a favorite series of mine as a kid, but it’s been a Long time since I’ve read it. It holds up though. The way they play with the whole captive princess / dragon thing is pretty great.





[CB]   116.   [CB]

Fraidyzoo

by. Thyra Heder

A children’s book about a little girl who is afraid to go to the zoo, but can’t remember why. Her family proceeds to dress up and act out all the animals of the zoo to try and jog her memory.


I actually gave this one to my little niece for Christmas. I loved it. It’s got a lovely art style, it incorporates animals in unique way, and it gives a lot of fun ideas for playing dress-up and using your imagination to have fun.





[CB]   117.   [CB]

The Book With No Pictures

by. B.J. Novak

A children’s book that features no pictures whatsoever. None. And yet it cleverly makes use of the fact that when parents are reading books to their kids...they're reading out loud.


I got this one for my little nephew for Christmas and I haven’t yet heard back about it, but personally I think its concept is a lot of fun. It forces the reader to say a lot of silly stuff out loud and in doing so it creates a very unique reading experience. One that shows kids that books are fun not just because of their pictures, but because of how their words (and our reading of those words) can shape our reading experience.





[GN]   118.   [GN]

Saga, vol. 1-2

written by. Brian K. Vaughn
art by. Fiona Staples

In an epic war between the inhabitants of a planet and its moon, two soldiers from opposing sides fall in love and have a child. Now they are on the run from everyone, as both sides want them and their child to be destroyed before their story can get out.


I’ve heard a lot about this one over the past year or so, but I never got around to reading it until now and now I’m hooked! It’s a story that has everything: romance, fantasy, sci-fi, action, adventure, comedy. Plus, so far it hasn’t fallen into that horrible American comics trap of switching artists every chapter! So the art is consistent and great.





119.

The Worthing Saga

by. Orson Scott Card

A collection of 3 books (1 novel, and 2 collections of short stories) centered around a sci-fi world where people can sleep time away and live for centuries, and the ramifications that ends up having for the universe.


The first book in the collection, the novel The Worthing Chronicle, is most definitely worth reading. It has a really intriguing story structure, some fantastic characters, and a wonderfully thought-provoking story.

The collections of short stories aren’t bad, but they struck me as mostly superfluous. Everything they do was better done in the novel, and expanding on them kind of takes away some of their charm.





120.

Annihilation

by. Jeff VanderMeer

All 11 expeditions to the bizarre land of Area X have ended in strange disasters. Now the 12th expedition is about to learn why.


The whole thing was rather bizarre yet still somehow boring? I nearly quit partway through, but kept reading anyways in order to learn where exactly they were trying to go with this story.

Now I’ve finished it and I’m clueless as to what they were trying to do with that story.





[GN]   121.   [GN]

Box of Bones

by. Clio Chiang

A short vignette of a comic about a little skeleton who runs off to join the circus.


It’s short and has almost no words in it, but its imagery is charming and it uses the medium to wonderfully tell a really great little story.





*   [GN]   122.   [GN]   *

Essex County, vol 1:
Tales From the Farm

by. Jeff Lemire

After his mother dies a young boy is sent to live on his uncle’s farm. While his uncle struggles to find a way to connect with him, the boy uses tries to use the fantasy world of comic books as a way of escaping from his reality.


A short little graphic novel, but a great one. The whole Essex County series is brilliant.





*   123.   *

The Golden Compass

by. Philip Pullman

In a world where people’s souls manifest as animals outside their bodies and armored bears rule the lands in the North, a young girl finds herself in the middle of a dangerous battle between politics, religion, and science.


While I have some mixed feelings about the rest of this trilogy, I can say without hesitation that this specific book is one of my all-time favorite fantasy books. It masterfully creates a truly fantastic world, while always leaving you grounded within it.

P.S. If you can avoid it, never see the movie adaptation...unless you're drunk and feeling pugnacious.

Saturday, January 17, 2015

Book List 2014: The First Half

That's right, it's time once again for the annual list of what I've read this past year. I know, I know, the excitement is palpable, right?

There are so many books out there and sometimes it can be hard to know what to read. That’s why I’ve taken it upon myself to help in some small way.

Are you going to like everything on the list? Absolutely not. Heck, I don’t even like everything on this list.

Are you going to agree with all my opinions? God, I hope not! How boring would that be? We’re different people and we like different things. My goal here isn’t that you’ll like everything I did. My goal is to provide you with an interesting cross section of reading material and hopefully a few ideas for future reads.

Plus I love seeing what friends are reading, and perhaps mine do too.

But enough of my jibber-jabbering. Let's get to the books!



 * = Reread
[GN] = Graphic novel/Comic anthology



1.

Native American Myths and Legends

by. O.B. Duane

A collection of myths and legends from various Native American tribes.


While the myths and legends in the book were great, the author was...shall we say, not the best? For one thing he liked to say things like, “The Algonquin Indians were a tall, well-proportioned race, intelligent and obliging, who worked the land or hunted and fished for their survival.”

And for another he didn’t seem to understand basic aspects of North America. For instance his glossary defines a Buffalo as, “A type of wild ox...”

So...yeah. I’m sure there are better collections on the subject out there somewhere.






*   2.   *

The Color of Magic

by. Terry Pratchett

On a flat disc-shaped planet that rides through space on the backs of four elephants who stand on an enormous turtle, an incompetent wizard becomes a tour guide for the Disc’s first (and very possibly last) tourist.


I decided to start rereading all the Discworld books this year. After all, Terry Pratchett is my favorite author and this series is brilliant. Plus it’s been forever since I read the older ones.

And this was the book that started it all! I remember when my mom got it for me way back when. I had never heard of the series before and after I finished reading ir I immediately wanted to read them all.

Yet reading it now, it’s not nearly as good as it was back then. Although I’m pretty sure a lot of that sentiment is coming from the fact that I’m all too familiar with how good the series (and his writing) gets later on. So this early work seems all the more rough. Not to mention that the wizard-centric stories have always been my least favorite of the series.

My biggest annoyance though comes from the fact that the best thing about the Discworld series is that it brilliantly uses Fantasy as a way of satirizing our world, and this book doesn’t do that. This book uses our world as a way of satirizing Fantasy.

And that just isn’t as much fun.

[If you’ve never read a Discworld book before I wouldn’t suggest you pick this one as your starting point. Unlike most series, the Discworld books often can stand by themselves (some more than others), so it isn’t imperative to start at the beginning.  I usually tell people to start with Small Gods or The Wee Free Men as they both will give you a great taste of what makes Pratchett’s Discworld so enjoyable.]





*   [GN]   3.   [GN]   *

Avatar: The Last Airbender
The Promise

written by. Gene Luen Yang
drawn by. Gurihiru

After the events of the TV show, Aang & Zuko try to find a way to peacefully settle the land disputes over the Fire Nation colonies.


I was recently on an Avatar binge and after rewatching the TV series I wanted to reread some of the comics before I started rewatching Korra.

I have an Avatar addiction, okay? There. I said it.

Anyways, I’ve heard mixed reviews of the comics, but personally I quite enjoy them. So take that for what you will.





*   4.   *

The Light Fantastic

by. Terry Pratchett

This sequel to The Color of Magic returns us to the misadventures of incompetent wizard Rincewind and fool-hardy tourist Twoflower. This time a power hungry wizard has begun trying to harness the power of the 8 forbidden spells, but much to their mutual annoyance the 8th spell is currently residing inside of Rincewind’s head.


Umm...what to say, what to say. This one was a little better than The Color of Magic. Actually a lot of the stuff I remembered as being from The Color of Magic was from this one, so go figure! It still isn’t up to par with Pratchett’s later work, but it’s a fun simple kind of read and there’s a number of pretty fun scenes/bits of dialogue.





*   [GN]   5.   [GN]   *

Xin:
Legend of the Monkey King

story by. Kevin Lau & Erik Ko
art by. Kevin Lau & Omar Dogan
dialogue by. Jay Faerber

A modern re-telling of the infamous Chinese epic Journey to the West.


I was a teenager when this series was coming out and I was all over it. I mean a slick American version of the classic Journey to the West story? Teenage me was loving it. Unfortunately, however, not a lot of other people were and the series was soon canceled.

Which is a shame! Looking back on it now it isn’t as strong as it used to be for me, but there’s still some truly great things about it. This is probably one of the most fleshed out versions of Journey to the West I’ve ever seen. The characters are given backstories and personalities that are much deeper than the original’s.

It’s not perfect, but I still find it extremely interesting. It’s got a modern feel, a classic story, and some great reinterpretations. The real shame is that it wasn’t able to go on for longer. I’m really curious how their story would have evolved. The parts of the story in this volume is essentially just the preamble. It ends when Monkey and Tripitaka are about to depart on their journey. And that’s where the real adventure begins!

The actual comics got a couple issues past where this volume leaves off and it was really interesting. They had just introduced Pigsy and he was really fun! But they didn’t even get a chance to introduce Sandy! Lame, right?





*   6.   *

Equal Rites

by. Terry Pratchett

The eighth son of an eighth son is a wizard, but what happens when the eighth son of an eighth son is a daughter?


Equal Rites wins my award for being the best of the early Discworld books. It still isn’t as good as the later stuff, but it's still lots of fun.





*   7.   *

Mort

by. Terry Pratchett

Death takes a skinny young boy named Mort as his apprentice. However, Mort throws the balance of the world out of whack when he tries to save a girl from...well, from Death.



From what I hear a number of people suggest Mort as a good introduction to Discworld...heck, I think I even used to do that. But now I think that's kind of a terrible idea!

I’ll admit that this book has a very solid premise, but overall the story isn’t anything to write home about. It’s easy to remember it being better than it is, because there are some very memorable scenes. But the majority of the story isn’t about Mort and Death interacting (which is great), it’s about Mort trying to deal with the consequences of his interfering with the fates of mortals (which is pretty dull).





*   8.   *

Sourcery

by. Terry Pratchett

As we all know, the eighth son of an eighth son is a Wizard (a wielder of magic), but the eighth son of a Wizard is a Sorcerer (a source of magic). Normally this is never a problem as Wizards tend to be too preoccupied with other things to worry about sex, but a powerful ex-wizard desires revenge on the Wizards and plans to use his eighth son to do it.


Ugh! This is definitely my least favorite of the series. BY FAR. The villain is just so bland and woefully underdeveloped. And since the crux of the story is focused on the villain I just could not bring myself to care.

The one thing I will say to its credit is that it introduces Coinia who is a pretty fun character.





9.

The Good Thief

by. Hannah Tinti

A young orphan dreams of the day when a family will adopt him, but because of his missing hand it seems like that’ll never happen. Yet one day a man shows up looking for him and claiming to be his long-lost brother. Now his dreams of family life are replaced with realities of thieves, murder, and mystery.


I’m not completely sure where I heard about this one. I think perhaps it was on some list of book recommendations and it sounded interesting?

Anyhoo, it was alright. There's a lot of interesting stuff in here. Though personally it just never grabbed me.





10.

We Are Become Pals

written by. Joey Comeau
illustrated by. Jess Fink

A story of two best friends.


As some of you might already know, Joey Comeau is one of my favorite authors. So, surprise! I think this book is pretty brilliant.

Especially since Jess Fink worked with him on it and she’s pretty awesome in her own right.





11.

Jennifer Government

by. Max Berry

In a near-future world where your job is such a part of your identity that it serves as your last name, a government agent tries to get to the bottom of a corporate sponsored killing.


Oh, Max Berry. He is such an intriguing author. He used to work in marketing so he has a deep understanding of that field and it really shows in his novels.

Overall I’d say the actual story is pretty bland and the characters aren’t the best, but the ideas at work in it are great. If you have an interest in marketing or media you should give his work a try sometime.





12.

After Dark

by. Haruki Murakami
translated by. Jay Rubin

A story about all the little stories that take place late at night in Tokyo.


Murakami is such an unusual author. So much so that I’m often hesitant to recommend him to people. But there’s just something about his work that is wonderfully unique. Reading one of his novels is like getting to walk through someone else’s dream. It’s strangely ethereal and yet beautiful.

As someone who is a night owl by heart this book really resounded with me. He expertly captures what it’s like to stay up late.





*   13.   *

Ant Farm

by. Simon Rich

A collection of jokes and skits.


I was reading some reviews of this and people were complaining that it wasn’t really a proper book and that it was just a collection of silly little jokes/skits.

And they’re right. But that’s what makes it so much fun! It is pretty short, and it is a collection of funny little skits. It’s like reading a brilliant sketch comedy show. And most importantly: It’s hilarious! I mean if I’m reading this near anybody they better watch out because I just want to read them all out loud and share them with everyone. They’re just that good.





14.

The Enemy

by. Lee Child

Military police officer Jack Reacher discovers he's being set-up while investigating the murder of an Army general. Someone high up in the military is going to extreme lengths to get what they want, but Reacher’s not about to go down without a fight.


This is the second Reacher novel I’ve read and I did not like it nearly as much as I did the first one. (The first one I read was One Shot). In this one Reacher is still in the military and one of the things I liked about him was that he was an unemployed drifter. Plus the villains were stupid and I just didn’t care. It wasn’t bad, but, jeez, compared to One Shot it was pretty darn disappointing.





15.

Alone Together:
Why We Expect More of Technology and Less of Each Other

by. Sherry Turkle

Sometimes a subtitle is a synopsis in and of itself, don’t you think?


Oh, jeez, this book is a good example of why I should really write these things right after I read them and not months after. To be honest I don’t really remember much about this book. Mainly I just remember that I was disappointed with it, as it didn’t really deal with the question of “Why we expect more of technology and less of each other” as much as it did with people’s relationships with technology?





*   [GN]   16.   [GN]   *

City of Light, City of Dark

written by. Avi
art by. Brian Floca

In the land where New York City now stands an ancient pact is still in place. Every year a human granted with special powers must find a hidden token of immense power and bring it as a tribute to the Kurds (ancient beings of darkness who own the lands). If the token isn’t given in tribute the Kurds will take back what is theirs. But this year a rich man yearns to find the token and use its powers for his own selfish ends and a young girl is only one who can stop him.


I’m honestly not sure where this book came from exactly, but it’s been floating about my house for the longest time!

It’s a fun story though. I recently donated it to a book drive, so obviously I’m not saying it’s something you’re going to want to hang on to forever, but I’m definitely glad I read it. It's good YA fare.





*   [GN]   17.   [GN]   *

Batman:
Hush

written by. Jeph Loeb
pencils by. Jim Lee

No one is free from suspicion when a mysterious figure begins sabotaging Batman.

While not the best Batman story around, I really do have a lot of love for this one. Just like Loeb’s The Long Halloween, this one is not only a fun mystery, but also a great excuse to tour Batman’s rogues gallery. Plus did I mention it includes a Superman vs. Batman fight? Because it does! And it's a lot of fun.





[GN]   18. & 60.   [GN]

Avatar: The Last Airbender
The Rift (parts 2/3)

by. Gene Luen Yang
art by. Gurihiro

Toph has to confront both her father and Aang when they discover a shady Beifong mining operation on sacred Air nomad land.


This is the first one of the Avatar comics that I didn’t like. Toph is quite racist against Aang’s people in this one (not to mention a total ass to Aang). I get that she’s supposed to be hard-headed and despise tradition, but she’s gone through so much with Aang, and it just seemed absurd that she’d act like this. “Ugh who cares about traditions? Who cares that those traditions are clearly the only way you have to feel a connection with your family/friends/culture that were all slaughtered. Gosh, your people are all dead get with the times.”

I mean, really? Anyways, the whole thing bugged me.





19.

The Forever War

by. Joe Haldeman

A race of aliens is discovered and soon after humanity is at war. The only problem is that the aliens exist thousands of light years away and the only way to get there quickly is through wormholes. However, because of relativity, a couple years in the life of the soldiers travelling at near lightspeed is centuries for the people of Earth. Needless to say, this is going to be a complicated war.


While this book is far from perfect (it was written in the 70s and some of the ignorance of the time are apparent), I have to give it a lot of credit for using ideas of relativity to ask some really interesting questions about space travel.

Just think about it. You’d send out a ship of soldiers on a mission and by the time they got there their technology would be a 100 years outdated. Eventually after multiple groups being sent out over the years you’d end up with soldiers from the same place, but who couldn’t understand one another because they were born 1,000 years apart and their culture and languages would have changed so much.

And what about diplomacy? Everyone would have been at war for generations, and diplomatic talks would all have the same challenges. For instance, how can you condemn an action one group has taken when to them that was their ancestors decision long ago?!





20.

The Fifty Year Sword

by. Mark Z. Danielewski

At a gathering a storyteller is asked to tell the children a story. A fairy tale of magic and vengeance, but perhaps it is more than just a story.


If you’re a fan of books written in atypical fashions than you need to start checking out the work of Mark Z. Danielewski. He was the author of the brilliant House of Leaves (a story that was told as a man’s notes on a film analysis of a documentary film about a family who discovers their house is somehow bigger on the inside than the outside). And he’s back at it here. This story features different colored lines of text and each color signifies a different speaker.

I think you’ll either love Danielewski or you’ll just be “What...the fuck am I reading?” Personally I get a kick out of it. He’s out there trying all sorts of crazy shit. Playing with text colors, formatting, story structures, just all sorts of new things. And the result is a story unlike anything you’ve ever read before. One that draws you in and forces you to be an active participant in the story whether you want to or not.





*   21.   *

Wyrd Sisters

by. Terry Pratchett

The story of a trio of witches who are forced to take action to put the rightful king into a position to assume the throne.


You know, when I was younger I remember that the witch stories were some of my least favorites in the Discworld series. But now? Now I’m finding them to be some of my absolute favorites. So go figure.

This one is probably the weakest of the witch stories though. It’s still pretty fun, just a little formulaic. Pratchett has yet to really figure out who the witches are and really use them to as expertly as he does later.





22.

The Rook

by. Daniel O’Malley

A woman wakes up in a park surrounded by dead bodies and no memories of who she is. She discovers a letter in her coat pocket from...herself. She learns that she is actually an administrator in a clandestine and supernatural agency (think bureaucratic X-men). What’s more, someone out there is trying to kill her and take over the agency. Now she must not only get to the traitor before they get to her, but she’s also going to have to hide her amnesia from everyone while she does it.


It’s a fun book, but there’s not a lot to it. I mean, I love mysteries and stories about super-powered individuals and it’s got plenty of that. It’s just that the story itself is rather lazy. For instance there’s one part where the author basically just straight up says that the agency is organized in a frankly idiotic fashion because it sounds “cool.” I mean, essentially the author just poked their head in occasionally to say, “Sure this doesn’t make sense, but whatever. It sounds so cool!”





*   23.   *

Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader Plunges into Minnesota

by. The Bathroom Reader's Institute

A collection of short Minnesota facts, trivia, and anecdotes suitable for reading while sitting on a toilet.


This is another one of those books that I have no idea how I ended up with. But who doesn't enjoy trivia?


*   24.   *

Death by Black Hole:
And Other Cosmic Quandaries

by. Neil DeGrasse Tyson

A collection of astrophysicist Neil DeGrasse Tyson’s essays dealing with such cosmic topics as “What would really happen if you entered a black hole?,” “Astronomy mistakes is cinema,” “How sticks and rocks can show us the basics of astrophysics,” and more!


Neil DeGrasse Tyson has that rare ability to be both scientifically minded and adept at explaining complex ideas in a way that anyone can understand them.





25.

The Lies of Locke Lamora

by. Scott Lynch

An orphan is adopted by a con artist and made a part of the infamous Gentleman Bastards gang, but when a brutal coup in the underworld threatens their livelihoods, it’s up to the Bastards to save the day.


Much like The Rook this book creates a very interesting world full of intriguing characters, but the story just stumbles around in it. It’s very much an “And Then” story.

I can never remember if that’s a common term or not? In case it’s not, you know when you’re telling your friend about what happened to you at work today and it sounds like, “And then I did this, And Then this other thing happened! etc...”? Stories sound that way when we’re trying to get strings of events across to others, and not necessarily trying to create a narrative. And therein lies the difference between a rehearsed Story and a simple depiction of events. A well-written story makes the action seem natural by creating a seamless narrative.

So yeah, there was a lot of interesting elements in here, but I just couldn’t get into the story, because it struck me as to disjointed.

Also there was only a handful of female characters and they refrigeratored one! UGh.





26.

Red Dragon

by. Thomas Harris

The FBI begs Will Graham, the man who was able to catch Hannibal Lecter, to try and get his help to catch a new serial killer. But in order to get back in the heads of criminals, Will’s going to need to face the man who nearly killed him.


So I’m kind of obsessed with NBC’s show Hannibal by Bryan Fueller. After the thrilling end of season 2 I needed a Hannibal fix so I decided I would go read all the Hannibal books! Huzzah!

It’s kind of weird reading the books as their descriptions don’t match the shows actors (which now have become the standards in my head). So, for instance, there’s a passage where the character Jack Crawford is said to have long pale arms, and I’m thinking, “That doesn’t sound like Laurence Fishburne at all!”





[GN]   27.   [GN]

Problem Sleuth, book 2:
This is Complete BS

by. Andrew Hussie

Imagine a comic about detectives that was written as a sort of text-adventure wherein internet-user-submitted commands are what moves the story along. Now imagine it going slowly going from slightly silly to wonderful madness.

That’s Problem Sleuth.


Problem Sleuth is a webcomic and you can read it for free! Actually it’s one of those rare webcomics that actually works better online, because it makes use of GIFs and saving your place and other fun stuff. But I like reading long things on paper, so whatever!

I have a love of the old text-adventure / point&click adventure games, so I really enjoy this series. But the easiest way to decide if you like it is to just go to the site and check it out. You’ll find out pretty quick if it’s up your alley or not.





28.

Oryx and Crake

by. Margaret Atwood

In a ravaged version of the world we once knew, possibly the only human survivor lives in the woods, looking after the strange new sentient creatures that are his last connection to his former life and reminiscing about his role in the end of the world.


A friend recommended this one to me and I’m glad they did because it was pretty great. I love how it weaves between this fucked up world and the past one and creates this wonderful mystery where you’re dying to know what happened.





*   29.   * 

Pyramids

by. Terry Pratchett

A young man studying at the Assassin’s guild is called back home to take on the role of Pharaoh after his father dies. The only problem is that he has no idea how to be a Pharaoh.


Pyramids is probably one of the better of the early Discworlds...technically. It has a much better story structure than most of them, but it’s definitely not one of the most memorable.





30.

Mary Poppins

by. P. L. Travers

If you actually need a synopsis for Mary Poppins, then I feel a little bad for you.


I figured it was finally time to read the book the inspired the movie. Much to my surprise I think I vastly prefer the book! Don’t get me wrong, Julie Andrew’s Mary Poppins is delightful, but book Poppins is just so great. Case in point, this quote:
“Jane and Michael kept out of her way as much as possible, for they knew that there were times when it was better not to be seen or heard by Mary Poppins.

‘I wish we were invisible,’ said Michael, when Mary Poppins had told him that the very sight of him was more than any self-respecting person could be expected to stand.
”

Brilliant.





31.

The Year of the Flood

by. Margaret Atwood

The sequel to Oryx and Crake, about the lives of two women who managed to survive both before and after the fall of mankind.


I didn’t enjoy this one nearly as much as I did Oryx and Crake. It was alright though. Atwood does a great job at creating a really interesting world and characters. It just lacked that hooking sense of doom and mystery that the first one.





[GN]   32.   [GN]

Scott Pilgrim, vol.4 (color edition)

by. Bryan Lee O’Malley
colors by. Nathan Fairbain


I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, if you’re a Scott Pilgrim fan you gotta check out these color editions. They are so frickin’ pretty! Normally I’m against people coloring comics that were intended to be Black&White, but Fairbairn’s work is so bloody fabulous. I’m loving these new editions.





33.

The Name of the Wind

by. Patrick Rothfuss

A scribe manages to convince a broken innkeeper to tell him the story of his life: the story of the most notorious magician the world has ever seen.


My roommate recommended this book to me and I can see why he really likes this series, but it just wasn’t for me. The main character just has a really bad case of “I’m the most amazing person ever and excel and everything I do!” And it’s hard to care about what happens to someone like that. I much preferred the bits where he was a broken innkeeper and not as an upstart kid. And I've gotta admit I am quite curious about what happened to him to end up like that.





34.

The Silence of the Lambs

by. Thomas Harris

When a serial killer kidnaps a senator’s daughter the FBI starts to get desperate.  Agent-in-training Clarice Starling is asked to visit the notorious cannibal Hannibal Lecter in prison and try to get his help on the case.


In case you were like me and had only ever seen the movie: the movie was very true to the book. So there you go. Overall, I think I prefer the movie, but the book is definitely very well done. It has that same edge of creepiness that the film did. To me The Silence of the Lambs is one of the best depictions of the horrifying misogyny of our society. I mean, sure, the serial killers are freaky, but it’s that air of, “Oh my God, something horrible is going to happen to this poor woman! What kind of fucked up world is this!” that really freaks me out.





35.

Color:
A Natural History of the Palette

by. Victoria Finlay

A look at different colors and the history of those colors of paint.


There’s a lot of really interesting stuff in this book. Though, it was hard to get through some parts, because the author likes to talk a lot about herself and share her own personal anecdotes way too much. I just wanna know about the history of paint colors, darnit!





36.

Hannibal

by. Thomas Harris

7 years after the events in The Silence of the Lambs, epicurean cannibal Hannibal Lecter is on the run and a more mature Clarice Starling is on the trail.


My roommate tells me that after The Silence of the Lambs Thomas Harris didn’t actually want to write any more books about Hannibal Lecter, but he was told that if he didn’t the movie studios were just going to start making Hannibal movies without him. So he wrote Hannibal and Hannibal Rising, but made them kind of inherently ridiculous as a big F.U. to the studios.

I haven’t actually gone out and confirmed this information, but I like thinking that it’s true, because the story definitely takes some weird turns and it’s nice to think they were intentionally bizarre instead of faults.

It doesn’t have the same edge as the first two did, but if you’re a fan of the franchise then I think you’ll enjoy it all the same. Plus it helps you understand NBC’s Hannibal all the more! And isn’t that what really matters here?





[GN]   37.   [GN]

Epileptic

by. David B.

A graphic novel memoir about the author’s life and his experiences with his severely epileptic brother.


Overall, this graphic novel wasn’t my cup of tea, to be honest. That being said, I have a lot of respect for it. It contains a powerful story that adroitly uses its art to get across very complex feelings and emotions, which in turn creates a very engaging tale of how disease and misfortune can take leading roles in our lives.

My problems with it stem mostly from the fact that it can be a bit long-winded at times, especially in the middle of the book. In those moments I’d find myself getting rather bored, as it was his emotional journey that I found the most interesting and not the minutia of his life story.






38.

Me, The Missing, and the Dead

by. Jenny Valentine

I’m sorry to say that I don’t remember anything about this book! But the back of the book says:
“Me: Lucas Swain—I'm nearly sixteen years old and live in London. I was fairly normal until the night I found Violet. Then everything changed.

The Missing: Dad. He disappeared five years ago. Nobody knows what happened to him, and nobody cares except me. It's enough to drive you crazy.

The Dead: That's Violet . . . in the urn. Speaking of crazy—I know she's trying to tell me something, and I think it's about my father. . . .

A dead lady may not be much to go on, but my dad's out there somewhere, and it's up to me to find out where.”


So, yeah. All I can say about this book is that it is extremely forgettable.





39.

Audition

by. Ryu Murakami
translated by. Ralph McCarthy


A widower who lives alone with his young son decides it’s time to remarry. In a terribly creepy move, he holds auditions for a movie he never intends to make with the idea of using them to scout potential wives. He soon becomes infatuated with a ballerina with a mysterious past, but like his audition, she’s not as innocent as she seems.


Do you like stories that are 150 pages of weird/sexist love story, 20 pages of random happenings, and 20 pages of brutal yet slightly wacky violence? Do you enjoy characters whose motivations don’t really make any sense? How about books where dogs named “Gangsta” make you wonder about what kind of liberties the translator was taking?

If you answered YES to one or all of these questions, then, my friend, this is the book for you.






40.

Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs:
A Low Culture Manifesto

by. Chuck Klosterman

A collection of short essays revolving around low culture.


This book was sort of a mixed bag. While Some of these essays tons of fun and I loved, some of them seem kind of petty and mean and made me uncomfortable.





41-44*, 46-47*, 49-50*, 52*, 55-56

A Series of Unfortunate Events

by. Lemony Snicket
illustrations by. Brett Helquist

The tale of the Baudelaire orphans and the wicked Count Olaf who will stop at nothing to get their fortune.


If you’re looking for a happy story full of sunshine and youthful exuberance, a word which here means “lots of skipping and giggling,” then these are not the books for you. However, if you’re in the mood for a dark tale of obstinate orphans, abominable actors, and woeful wordplay, then you should definitely give these books a try.

Yes, they’re kids books, and sure, they’ve been out for over a decade now, but the Series of Unfortunate Events books still crack me up. No other children’s series lampoons adulthood so thoroughly as Snicket does here. The Baudelaire’s massive misfortunes are more often caused not by the fiendish Count Olaf’s clever crimes, but by their various caretakers’ utter lack of common sense and their refusal to take the children seriously. Their woeful ineptitude continues to emotionally scar and endanger the 3 protagonists at every turn. Now if that’s not a brilliant metaphor for parenthood then I don’t know what is.

It’s definitely a very style-centric series though, so if you’re not into the style of it then you're just not going to like them. But give it a try and see what you think.





[GN]   45.   [GN]

Brain Camp

written by. Susan Kim & Laurence Klavan
art by. Faith Erin Hicks

A summer camp claims to be able to turn anyone into a child prodigy. However, when misfits Jenna and Lucas are sent there they realize that there’s something not right about the camp. Something dangerously not right.


Overall it was an alright YA kind of story. BUT the reveal was just way too bizarre. Just...way too bizarre.





48.

Hannibal Rising

by. Thomas Harris

The story of the origin of Hannibal Lecter.


I’ve heard a lot of bad things about The Silence of the Lambs sequels, but actually this one isn’t that bad. I mean...I can definitely see how Thomas Harris was screwing around with the story [citation needed] as there are some parts that are really quite ridiculous, but still! Still enjoyable.





51.

Wild:
From Lost to Found on the Pacific Crest Trail

by. Cheryl Strayed

The memoir of a woman whose life was in pieces and decided to hike the Pacific Crest Trail as a way of putting her life in perspective.


I have a lot of trouble trying to describe this on its own, because I just can’t help but compare it to Bill Bryson’s book A Walk in the Woods, which is a far superior book. Not that this book is bad, but it just isn’t as good.

Her story is an interesting one though. But I’ve gotta say that multiple times during this account I was thinking, “She is straight up dangerously stupid.” I mean, she decided to do this epic undertaking with what amounts to ZERO hiking/camping experience. She didn’t know how to properly use her supplies and she didn’t even have properly fitting shoes. She got EXTREMELY lucky, because a number of times her ignorance very nearly killed her.





53.

The Incredible Journey

by. Sheila Burnford
illustrations by. Carl Burger

A group of animals think their master has abandoned them when he leaves them in another’s care to go on a vacation. They then undertake an epic journey to try and reunite with him.


So when I found out that the movie Homeward Bound was based on a book I just had to read it. Interestingly, unlike the movie, in the book the animals don’t have any dialogue. Their emotions and intentions and such are just described and that’s all.

Overall I really liked it. It’s a very unique sort of read.





*   54.   *

Fantastic Mr. Fox

by. Roald Dahl
illustrations by. Donald Chaffin

Families of woodland creatures try to survive after Mr. Fox wages war on local farmers.


Okay, right off the bat I want to take a moment to say that it’s really weird to read a Roald Dahl book that wasn’t illustrated by Quentin Blake. I mean, in my mind at least, Blake’s illustrations are synonymous with Dahl’s stories. And there is a Blake version out there. So really, if you ever want to read this book you should find that version.

In any case, I couldn’t remember much about this one, so I figured I’d refresh my memory. Generally I’m a big Dahl fan, but this one just isn’t for me. It mostly comes back to the fact that I just don’t like Mr. Fox. I mean, sure, the farmers are assholes, but Mr. Fox is a straight up thief. And a really pompous one at that.





55.

Orange is the New Black:
My Year in a Women’s Prison

by. Piper Kerman

The memoir of a well-to-do woman who was put into prison for a year after a drug trafficking charge from her past caught up to her.


After getting hooked on the Netflix series I was curious what the book was like. I liked it, but I think what I liked most about it was seeing how it fit into the show. So take from that what you will.





58.

Lexicon

by. Max Berry

A story about secret group who have mastered the art of language and persuasion and use it to control others, the woman who would destroy them, and a man on the run from them.


If you have an interest in communications and marketing, Max Berry is always an interesting read. But I was completely unprepared for this book. It is by far his best work to date. I was just completely won over by it. It takes a Science fiction/superhero kind of approach to the simple idea that Persuasion is the ultimate skill. No matter what field you work in, the art of persuasion is one we all use in every part of our lives. Which creates a lot of fascinating scenarios regarding the ethical ramifications of persuasive exploitation.





[GN]   59, 63, 66, 68   [GN]

Concrete, (vol. 1-4)

by. Paul Chadwick

After being in the wrong place at the wrong time a man’s mind is put inside the body of a rock creature. Now he struggles to find a way to take advantage of his new body and use it to do something no one else can.


This is a really hard series to describe properly, because there really isn’t any parallel I can link it to. I suppose it’s part of that whole reinvention of superhero comics movement that was going on in the late 80’s. Comics like Alan Moore’s Watchmen were introducing an element of dark and gritty realism into the cartoony world of superheros. And Paul Chadwick was doing something similar here. With Concrete he took a completely fantastical idea and once he established it, he dealt with it completely seriously.

What would a person with such a body do? How would they feel? How would the world respond to and treat them?

I mean, Concrete doesn’t fight crime. Concrete just does...stuff? He tries to swim across oceans, climb mountains, make movies, do farm work, bodyguard work, and more.

It’s a very unusual series to be sure. But if you’re looking for a very different sort of comic here you go!





60.

The Fault in Our Stars

by. John Green

A romance about two young people who meet in a cancer support group.


I kept hearing people mention this one so I figured I would see what all the fuss was about. Plus Romance tends to be a genre that gets neglected in my readings.

While I don’t really think the book was as good as all the hype around it suggested, I did enjoy it nevertheless. Nothing too far off the beaten YA romance path, but the writing was well done and there’s a number of poignant lines like:

“You don’t get to choose if you get hurt in this world, old man, but you do have some say in who hurts you. I like my choices.”





[GN]   62.   [GN]

Seconds

by. Bryan Lee O’Malley

A stressed restaurant owner discovers a way to fix any mistake she’s made, but learns that running from your mistakes can have dire consequences.


First of all, let me just say that the artwork in seconds was absolutely wonderful. The character design, the coloring, everything was just fantastic.

Unfortunately, however, the problem is that the actual story failed to live up to the artwork’s level of quality.

While the plot line is far from original, the biggest problem by far was that O’Malley’s quirky charm was frequently lost in a sea of endless narration that attempted to tell you everything that he should have been showing you instead. It’s like watching a movie with a friend who insists on trying to point every little thing out and explain everything to you (even though you never asked) and you end up spending the whole thing just wishing they would shut up so you could watch it for yourself.

One of the side effects being that the characters never seem quite real or very endearing. Instead they just come across like actors hired to act out narration.

Tuesday, May 6, 2014

Your Little Teacup



Once upon a time
In a land far away
Lived your silly little teacup
who had gone astray.


“Tea is for saps,”
He said with a scoff
As he turned his back on your home
and then headed on off.


He wandered for days
Until he reached a strange new land,
That was coarse and was hot
And was covered in sand.


He got lost in its depths
As the heat made him itchy and dry.
While the chill of the nights
Made him just want to cry.


Day after day 
the rough sands wore him right down.
He looked back on his life
And he gave a little frown.


“You know,” he conceded,
“I don't miss the tea,
But I must admit that...

I've rather missed you.”


Then he cracked,

        and he croaked,

                and he fell into two.